Zoostuck 2

It all started with that cup of coffee. It ate people. They tried to indict it for several cannibalistic offenses it but it evaded arrest. It was too quick for the fuzz despite have no appendages with which to move around. And then weeks later, a weird Thermos applied for a teacher's assistant job at your school. Your regular teacher got eaten the next day.

But now you realize that this is the coffee cup IN DISGUISE AND IT INSTILLED THE HYPNOTIC TUNES TUNES OF JAVA JIVE TO YOUR TEXTBOOK WITH ALL THE ENERGY IT GATHERED FROM EATING PEOPLE ALL THIS TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CALL THE FEDS, WE HAVE A HUMAN BLOOD COFFEE DRINKER OVER HERE!

That's right, you teacher was an alien cup of coffee. The music was actually part of its plan, but it hadn't counted on your mysterious ability to change the music the pages played.

But rather than actually proving anything, you panicked and punched your teacher in the face, revealing it as a cup of coffee and...

Wait a minute. It wasn't a cup of coffee at all. Where did you get that?

You definitely remember that you punched your teacher in the face and uncovered its disguise, though, and that's when you decided to solve all the mysteries you came across with your fists. That part makes sense, at least.

The flashback starts to fade and...

...you find yourself back with these idiots. It looks like they're questioning the A, and it was probably accusing you, but it seems to be staying perfectly still.

Wait a minute. You recognize this. The A is caught in a flashback! Dammit, you are so sick of those things.

You are now the A, and you are having a flashback to your relationship with the 1.

It started so simply. She asked you about this webcomic she'd heard about but didn't have time to read, and you started explaining it.

Except you couldn't remember most of what happened. So you started making things up. You were explaining that a ninja was protected by presidents, and God's second cousin, an ice cream vendor, had to kidnap the ninja.

And then she asked you why, and you said...