Zoostuck 2

Using your psychic powers, you can change the names in anyone's phonebook to something else totally obscure... at the cost of never being able to use a public payphone. Ever.

Ah, yes, that's right. You are The Phoney, and using your amazing phone book-rewriting talents, you've managed to... well, you haven't really managed to do anything significant. If you had a superhero team, you could probably use your powers to send messages to other members of the team no matter where you were, but you seem to be the only superhero on the planet. In fact, as far as you can tell there weren't even any supervillains even before the president solved all the problems. So it's been a pretty boring job.

There's also a cost to your power, which is that you can't use public payphones. Since you have a cell phone, this hasn't inconvenienced you much. At least, not since you realized that it didn't actually stop you from going into phone booths to change into your costume. Not that you've ever had much need to change into your costume, since there's no super-crime and now there's no regular crime either.

But that should change once you unleash these horrifying monsters. Hopefully they'll have phone books.

You start swimming out to sea in order to release the monsters, because clearly it's going to be that simple.

Suddenly, your mind goes blank.

You are now the world's ugliest scientist, and you are in a hotel room you don't recognize. As you poke your ugly face out into the hall, you find a lot of other people in that hotel, too.

As you start talking to the others, you find out that none of you can remember anything that happened in the last twelve hours. Then your cell phone rings.

It's the President.

He says he was right in the middle of his quest to bring evil back into the world when he woke up in some weird hotel. Apparently everyone in the entire world passed out for twelve hours, and you've been assigned to figure out what happened.

You tell the President you'll get right on it, then hang up and start talking to the other people lost here.

As the discussion continues, it strikes you that nobody knows how to leave the hotel. After a little thought, it strikes you that some of them will be desperate for companionship.

This mysterious phenomenon could be your best chance at getting a date! Plus since you're on a mission from the President, you totally have an excuse to chat up some hotties.

You decide to start with the adorable Suzette Gototheelevator, but the moment you begin talking to her, you find yourself walking towards the elevator. How strange! Unfortunately, the conversation doesn't last long, because once you arrive at the elevator Suzette slaps you in the face and rushes off.

Oh well. Who are you going to talk to next?