Zoostuck 2

Hoof it!

It's already a hoof! How exactly are you supposed to hoof it any more?

> Eat it. Consumption is the solution to everything. Your days as a professional cannibalist has taught you this.

Yes, obviously eating your foot will solve all your... wait a minute. Your detective instincts are telling you that something's wrong.

Oh, of course! You were never a professional cannibalist. In fact, there's no such thing as a cannibalist, professional or otherwise. Clearly, this foot pain has been muddling your thinking. No wonder you're having so much trouble with this case. Well, there's only one thing to do...

Hover conversion.

You head over to the cyberneticist and get your legs replaced with hoverjets. Fortunately, this is covered by your health insurance. Man, why didn't you do this sooner, this is awesome!

Now it's time to deal with this case. Reviewing your notes, you've already concluded that the killer is a small orange gourd with no arms or legs and a goofy expression carved into its face... wait, what? This doesn't make any sense, how the hell did you come up with these kinds of results.

Great, you're going to have to check the crime scene all over again to see where you went wrong. Geez, what a pain.

You are now the world's greatest pumpkin carver, and you have a problem. The Annual Christmas Pumpkin Carving Competition is about to start. That isn't the problem, because being the world's greatest pumpkin carver, you're sure to win.

Except in order to win, you need a pumpkin to show the judges. And every time you carve a pumpkin, it comes to life and then escapes! How are you ever going to win the contest at this rate?