Zoostuck 2

> It isn't going in the first place! What's he talking about. Toss the coin away and await divine retribution

Yeah, best to just ignore that rambling squirrel. Anyways, this coin's junk, and it's not going to help you clean up this hole spewing out space-time garbage. You just toss it onto the massive pile forming beside you.

This is bad. Can you patch up the hole in space-time with your web?

What kind of crazy idea is that? You're just a spider who can spell out words. There's nothing magical or otherwise supernatural about your webs. I mean, you might as well tell a human to stick his head in there to keep it shut.

Oh, dammit, speaking of which your human pal is trying to stick his head in there. Great. The last thing you need is to have him suffocate under space-time garbage.

Quick! Shove the garbage back in there!

Yeah, that's not going to work. That stuff is spewing out at a ridiculous rate. Seriously, what kind of crazy time period has so much garbage to churn out in the first place?

That stupid squirrel probably caused this mess, make him clean it up.

You'd love to, but he's just kind of sitting there paralyzed, still repeating "how's it going". He's alive, but it's like he's under some kind of evil wizard's spell or something.

Seriously, these guys are both useless. You'd be better off trying to get help from the rampaging dinosaur.

You are now some guy on the internet. You tried going to mspaintadventures.com, but the whole site was filled with garbage - literal garbage, that is, you can't really comment on the actual quality of the content because you couldn't find it.

After that, you started going to another forum you heard about. There was a neat thread on it, so you started following it while waiting for the garbage to clear up or something.

Anyways, it looks like the thread just updated, so... wait a minute, this update doesn't make any sense. It doesn't have anything to do with the last update at all! What's going on here?

Oh. It seems Page 2 of the thread has gone missing entirely and you've skipped straight to Page 3. Well that's just great, there's no way this intricately crafted story will make sense if you missed any of it.

You need to find Page 2 so you can catch up properly. But where are you even going to begin your search?