RE: Zoostuck 2
12-21-2013, 09:43 PM
(12-21-2013, 12:58 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Chaos-Dimension flavor.
Ah, of course. It's an obvious choice now that you've thought about it. Chaos dimensions can taste like everything, so obviously if you get Chaos Dimension ice cream, it will taste like every other kind of ice cream you could have gotten. You promptly make the order.
The ice cream vendor just kind of stares at you.
"We don't serve that," he said. "How about Rocky Road?"
Oh. That sounds good, you guess. The vendor gives you a scoop of Rocky Road and you hand him some money before going off on your mission, whatever it was.
You are now the ice cream vendor. This weird kid in a balaclava just asked you for an ice cream flavor you've never heard of. You just gave him some Rocky Road and got rid of him.
This is some weird-looking money he gave you, though. For instance, this quarter. Instead of IN GOD WE TRUST, it says HEY THIS IS GOD TURNS OUT YOU'RE MY SECOND COUSIN HOW'S IT GOING.
At first you thought it was a prank, but the divine glow emanating from it and the choir of angels suggest that it may be something more, such as a ridiculously elaborate prank.
Well, you feel like you should answer the question, since it's apparently from God and all. How is it going?
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