Zoostuck 2

Nut delivery!

The Church of the Flaming People who want to hug you

The cast of Homestuck, except they're made of wasps

You open the door and find a bunch of kids. Or at least they're vaguely shaped like kids. Some of them, anyways, you can't even tell what the rest are supposed to be.

On closer examination, you realize they're made of wasps, and also on fire. Their leader waves to you.

"Hello! We were in the middle of playing some kind of game that was going to destroy the universe to create a new one or something, then we found a new religion. We want to hug everyone--"

You quickly slam the door in their faces. You do not want to be hugged by flaming wasps.

"--and we also deliver nuts door-to-door."

Oh, that changes things. You open the door again and start talking. Maybe you can manage to negotiate some sort of arrangement where you get nuts but no hugs.

You are now a hero. Or at least you should be a hero, but there's no evil at all in the world, so you're looking for evil in other universes and hoping to lure it into yours so you have something to vanquish.

Anyways, you've been leaping through dimensions for a while and just found this evil wizard's tower. An evil wizard would be a great source of evil, you should totally bring him back home with you.

Unfortunately, he seems to be busy arguing with some kids made out of flaming wasps or something. You'll have to think of a way to get him to stop doing that and start taking over your universe instead.

But before that, you need to exposit in great detail to no one in particular about who, exactly, you are and what makes you so heroic. It's important to keep your priorities straight!

So who are you and what makes you so heroic?