Zoostuck 2

You clearly have the power to upload things to the internet. Dump all the garbage onto mspaintadventures.com while you're at it.

This would be a great idea if you could figure out how exactly you did that. I mean, it's not like you can just point at the screen while you think about all the garbage and...

Oh, hey. mspaintadventures.com is now covered in the entire world's supply of garbage. Your cup of coffee is somewhere underneath all of that, but you don't especially care about getting it back any more for somewhat obvious reasons.

Drink Coffee, but instead, it's tea

You still need a drink, though, so you decide to take care of that now. Unfortunately, with your coffee cup trapped in cyberspace, your only other dish is a teacup, so you'll have to have tea instead. That's just logical.

You promptly make the tea and drink it and...

POOF!

Suddenly, you turn into a squirrel. Great. Now what are you going to do?

Just die

You ponder ending your life due to your new form, but then it occurs to you that you've finished the job you were hired to do and so you should probably collect your pay. The office is just across the street, after all. You head out and scurry across and...

Oh, whoops. You just got run over by a truck. Probably should have looked both ways. You are now dead.

Suddenly, you wake up. You are somehow not dead. Except you can't move. You can, however, hear maniacal laughter nearby.

"It worked! The squirrel lives again, under my control! Arise, my squirrel servant!"

You find yourself standing up. You are staring directly at an evil wizard.

"Now, dance for me! Dance!"

You are compelled to do so. Even though you're a lousy dancer.

"Yes! Yes! Soon, the entire world will fall before me!"

Well, that's just great. You're alive, but you're under the control of this evil wizard. You don't really care for that. Well, being alive is great, compared to being dead, but you really prefer doing things for yourself. And you still haven't gotten paid!

Plus you really feel like you should gather nuts for the winter, but you don't think this guy's going to let you do that.

So what's the plan?