Zoostuck 2

Browse web

You already did that, it says "DON'T OPEN THAT PACKAGE"! Pay attention.

Open the spiders web

You try to, but the spider bites you. It hurts, and doesn't even give you spider powers!

Name myself Farmstink Buttlass.

Also shake the package and see if it rattles.

You already have a name! You guess you could change it, maybe you'll have to after you help out your friend, but why would you change it to something stupid like that?

You can totally shake the package, though, so you do that.

You hear an ominous rumbling in the distance as you shake the package. Panicking, you set it down. You should probably just leave the thing alone forever.

Log onto Mspaintadventures.com

How are you supposed to do that? You'd have to wait for somebody to invent computers and the internet and mspaintadventures.com and probably all kinds of other stuff you don't know about!

Plus that would make you a total nerd. Who wants to be a total nerd?

You are now a total nerd, living in a time after computers and the internet and mspaintadventures.com and all kinds of other stuff have been invented.

Although you're currently making use of these inventions by visiting mspaintadventures.com, the invention you really appreciate right now is coffee. You take a sip of it as you wait for the page to load and...

Hey! Your coffee cup just vanished! And it's showing up on the webpage? What the hell?

Well, that's just great. You need coffee to distract yourself from your job, which is cleaning up the massive pile of garbage that's covering the entire planet. It's a horrible job and you hate it but somehow you're solely responsible for it.

So what are you going to do about either the coffee or your job?