The Annals of Anne

Become Ann Aerobic and creep through any slits in the door like bacteria.

Anne Aerobic's power just makes you stop needing to breathe, which is good because it also makes you stop breathing. Anyways, you can't see how that would be useful here, since you're not having any trouble breathing.

Become Anne Droid and blast the door down!

Now that sounds more plausible. You turn into Anne Droid, and your body is now robotic even though it still looks exactly like you. You fire some laser beams at the door and...

And they bounce right off. Stupid ancient laserproof doors. Your enhanced strength in robot form doesn't seem to be any help, either.

Or, become Anne Ville and MAKE a key.

Anne Ville is a blacksmith, not a locksmith! What are you going to do, make a sword that's also a key? That's a ridiculous idea, who would even want a weapon like that.

>Anne Cient: Read the text written in a perfectly comprehensible langauge.

You decide to try out Anne Cient. You promptly feel really old.

You look at the plaque, but your eyes are too weak. You can't make out a blasted thing. This is no good, you'd better change before your ailing memory forgets the last names you have available. You promptly change to the first name that pops into your head.

>Anne Ictogitoninae (Anne T for short): Walk through the keyhole.

It seems you turned into Anne Ictogitoninae. How did you even remember that crazy Latin name? Anyways, you're an ant now - a giant ant. Way too big to fit through the keyhole.

It does occur to you, though, that you could climb over the temple... except when you try, you just slip off. Damn it, somebody must have polished the temple when they put it up.

Sing a rousing Anne Them. Lead the parade.

Frustrated, you decide to deal with the other obstacle keeping you from the deli. You turn into Anne Them and start singing. The parade shows up and starts following you, so you march down the streets...

...oh, come on! The parade still manages to block you whenever you try to go down a side street! Just how long is this procession?

Well, that's it. You stop singing and head back to the temple.

Anne Eel the plaque to make the plaque stronger. Then Anne Immate it to become your new sentient shield

also ask it what it says

You turn into Anne Eel and heat up the plaque, then into Anne Ville and start making it into a shield. Finally, you turn into Anne Immate and hold it up.

"Okay, plaque, what do you say?"

It responds in an incomprehensible ancient language. Apparently, making it sentient didn't grant it any ability to understand English.

So now what are you going to do?