RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
11-22-2013, 12:33 PM
So I just woke up. Here's what I remember of what I was dreaming.
For reasons I can no longer recall, Pinary was moving somewhere and I was one of a number of people around, the only other one I can remember was Chwoka and also my mother might have been there.
Anyhow, somewhere along the line, this moving involved building a giant robot mole to dig its way to the destination, which I vaguely remember as being a good deal of the continent away. And then we all got into it and Pines started driving it to wherever it was.
Then when we got there, everybody got out and Pines moved to the new place, but I needed to get back home or something, and Chwoka basically declared the mole tank his and offered me a ride.
Except, in the brief time since our journey, a gigantic mole had made its way in and it was apparently also the victim of severe inbreeding. It was both terrifying and pathetic, and Chwoka was basically nonchalantly going "oh, it'll be safe" and figuring that even if it wasn't it would just go after his passenger, namely me.
So I woke up and now I'm having trouble closing my eyes without seeing this enormous mole that's right in my face and it's struggling to move at all and its teeth are too underdeveloped to bite me properly.
In conclusion, Chwoka, take better care of your goddamn mole tank.
For reasons I can no longer recall, Pinary was moving somewhere and I was one of a number of people around, the only other one I can remember was Chwoka and also my mother might have been there.
Anyhow, somewhere along the line, this moving involved building a giant robot mole to dig its way to the destination, which I vaguely remember as being a good deal of the continent away. And then we all got into it and Pines started driving it to wherever it was.
Then when we got there, everybody got out and Pines moved to the new place, but I needed to get back home or something, and Chwoka basically declared the mole tank his and offered me a ride.
Except, in the brief time since our journey, a gigantic mole had made its way in and it was apparently also the victim of severe inbreeding. It was both terrifying and pathetic, and Chwoka was basically nonchalantly going "oh, it'll be safe" and figuring that even if it wasn't it would just go after his passenger, namely me.
So I woke up and now I'm having trouble closing my eyes without seeing this enormous mole that's right in my face and it's struggling to move at all and its teeth are too underdeveloped to bite me properly.
In conclusion, Chwoka, take better care of your goddamn mole tank.
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