RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 8: The Performance of a Lifetime
09-10-2013, 05:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-13-2013, 07:06 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
The curtain rises on the stage. Nobody remembers there being a curtain yesterday, or a stage for that matter, but yesterday feels like so long ago that nobody cares.
SupahKiven lies in the center of the stage. Gasping for breath, he says:
"The killer is... is..."
He then dies, leaving the question unanswered. But it is only now, in death, that the question of his own identity can be revealed!
SupahKiven was the Busjester! He loved driving the bus, you guys. He really loved it. Every night he could drive two people on a bus and drop them off at each other's houses, switching all actions targeting them!
He'd heard something about "busing the scumteam", and decided that was what he wanted to do. Of course, busing the scumteam could only mean giving them a ride on his bus, right? He would win if he put every member of the scum on his bus over the course of the game. He would get a half-win if there was some point where he was alive and had given bus rides to all living members of the scumteam, but not all the scum.
In addition, he had once worked as a busboy, and was disappointed to learn it didn't have anything to do with buses. But the job taught him a lot about cleaning up, and so if anyone died while on his bus, he would clean up the body, leaving no trace of it for anyone else to find!
Upon learning of this shocking habit, Solaris walks onstage and rushes over to SupahKiven's house. He opens a shed, and two bodies pour out!
Epamynondas was the Wannabe Murderer! He was well-known as a helpful and kind person, and resented this fact deeply. He wanted to be known as a bloodthirsty murderer! If only he had some way to kill. Or at least to take credit for a murder to ruin his reputation.
Every night, he could visit someone and accompany them, impressing them with how helpful he was. But he'd also learn if they killed someone that night! And if they did, and were lynched the next day, he'd get a kill on the following night!
He could win by either getting a one-shot kill and then getting himself lynched the next day, or by visiting someone who died the same night and getting himself lynched the next day.
Of course, getting the votes for a lynch could be tricky, but he had an advantage to help him out: his helpful reputation that he couldn't stand! Once per game, he could take control of the votes of every player he visited over the course of the game.
Anyways, as you can guess, he died without sullying his reputation. How sad.
The other body belongs to Granolaman. He was supposed to be janitored but a certain incompetent mod forgot that detail, whoops.
And now, only five actors remain for what may be the final act of this play. For today, should no criminal be lynched, the game will likely end in the night and evil will prevail.
Make your decision wisely, fools. And dramatically!
(Today's theme is THEATER! We encourage making your posts highly dramatic today.)
Dramatis Personae:
-Mirdini
-Not The Author
-yd12k
-cyber95
-Paranoia
With 5 players alive, it takes 3 to lynch.
SupahKiven lies in the center of the stage. Gasping for breath, he says:
"The killer is... is..."
He then dies, leaving the question unanswered. But it is only now, in death, that the question of his own identity can be revealed!
SupahKiven was the Busjester! He loved driving the bus, you guys. He really loved it. Every night he could drive two people on a bus and drop them off at each other's houses, switching all actions targeting them!
He'd heard something about "busing the scumteam", and decided that was what he wanted to do. Of course, busing the scumteam could only mean giving them a ride on his bus, right? He would win if he put every member of the scum on his bus over the course of the game. He would get a half-win if there was some point where he was alive and had given bus rides to all living members of the scumteam, but not all the scum.
In addition, he had once worked as a busboy, and was disappointed to learn it didn't have anything to do with buses. But the job taught him a lot about cleaning up, and so if anyone died while on his bus, he would clean up the body, leaving no trace of it for anyone else to find!
Upon learning of this shocking habit, Solaris walks onstage and rushes over to SupahKiven's house. He opens a shed, and two bodies pour out!
Epamynondas was the Wannabe Murderer! He was well-known as a helpful and kind person, and resented this fact deeply. He wanted to be known as a bloodthirsty murderer! If only he had some way to kill. Or at least to take credit for a murder to ruin his reputation.
Every night, he could visit someone and accompany them, impressing them with how helpful he was. But he'd also learn if they killed someone that night! And if they did, and were lynched the next day, he'd get a kill on the following night!
He could win by either getting a one-shot kill and then getting himself lynched the next day, or by visiting someone who died the same night and getting himself lynched the next day.
Of course, getting the votes for a lynch could be tricky, but he had an advantage to help him out: his helpful reputation that he couldn't stand! Once per game, he could take control of the votes of every player he visited over the course of the game.
Anyways, as you can guess, he died without sullying his reputation. How sad.
The other body belongs to Granolaman. He was supposed to be janitored but a certain incompetent mod forgot that detail, whoops.
And now, only five actors remain for what may be the final act of this play. For today, should no criminal be lynched, the game will likely end in the night and evil will prevail.
Make your decision wisely, fools. And dramatically!
(Today's theme is THEATER! We encourage making your posts highly dramatic today.)
Dramatis Personae:
-Mirdini
-Not The Author
-yd12k
-cyber95
-Paranoia
With 5 players alive, it takes 3 to lynch.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse