The Annals of Anne

>To get a sandwich from the deli down the road from your house.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, you just finished a long journey where you fought some jerk who cheated on his insurance payments or something, defeated your evil aunt and unlocked the seal she placed on some of your last names, went to Hell and freed the soul of some girl you think you knew back in high school or something, escaped from an interdimensional battle to the death, and found the mysterious Hidden Name.

(It was Ticlimactik. It didn't actually grant you any new powers.)

So after all that, you're really hungry and damn, you need a sandwich. Thing is, while you were on that journey someone decided to put an ancient temple between your house and the deli. You'd go around it, but there's a Getting In Anne's Way parade marching today. And every time you try going down a side path, you find the parade in the way. Seriously, you have no idea how they move that fast.

So you're left with going through this ancient temple. Of course, as if that wasn't annoying enough already, the front door is locked. There's some kind of plaque with a riddle next to the door, which is probably a vague hint on where to find the key.

Of course, it's in some incomprehensible ancient language. Ugh, as if this wasn't irritating enough already. You really don't want to deal with this dumb puzzle, whatever it is. Maybe you can figure out a way to skip it with your name powers. Or at least make it less of a pain.