RE: IRC highlights!
09-07-2013, 07:42 AM
WARNING: The following spoiler contains shameless puns.
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Spoiler<Schazer> https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-tr...t-Facebook
<MrGuy> The bird, I assume
<Schazer> yeah
<Schazer> Christmas Island is definitely on my List
<NotTheAuthor> Hehe
<NotTheAuthor> I'm sure it'll be fun
<Schazer> "Facebook [,,,] re-affirmed the campaign was banned due to the sexual language, particularly the use of the word 'boobies,'"
<NotTheAuthor> That's a lark
<DragonFogel> I'm sure "juvenile boobies" specifically would bring up some extra red flags.
<MrGuy> Don't bring puns into this, Nottles
<MrGuy> It won't end well
<MrGuy> Well
<MrGuy> More puns
<DragonFogel> What's the matter, Guy? Are you afraid?
* NotTheAuthor shrugs
<DragonFogel> Are you chicken?
<Schazer> I'm sorry but the size of a demographic that firstly would be looking for child pornography on facebook
<NotTheAuthor> Usually I only trigger a landslide
<NotTheAuthor> See
<Schazer> whittled down to people who would use "juvenile" to refer to such breasts
<Schazer> Facebook you are dumb
<NotTheAuthor> /I/ only need the lay the egg, it'll hatch just fine on its own
<MrGuy> Come on, you bastards.
<MrGuy> Sparrow me the pain.
<DragonFogel> Just swallow your pride, Guy.
<Schazer> no
<Schazer> I refuse
<MrGuy> Fogel, since when have I been known to stop ranting and raven?
<PickYerPoison> dark dawn status: pretty bad
<PickYerPoison> o dpm
<DragonFogel> It's not like I'm asking you to commit a cardinal sin.
<PickYerPoison> *i don't remember the game being this boring
<MrGuy> I still balk at the idea.
<MrGuy> Balk balk b-galk at it, even.
<DragonFogel> Guy, that's a terrible attempt at a joke. I can't believe you had the gull to try it.
<Anomaly> you guys are really just coming up with these on a whimbrel, eh
<Schazer> that one was really ruff, Noms
<PickYerPoison> is this the part where schazer pecks our eyes out
<Schazer> I mean ok sure my attitude about it can be unpheasant at times and I do grouse unduly when you guys start on this shit
<Schazer> but I guess I'm game
<PickYerPoison> ah, no, sorry, that was an attempt at a bird-related joke...
* PickYerPoison tired and dumb
<DragonFogel> PYP, you're just not able to appreciate quaility puns.
<MrGuy> PYP, don't get overemutional here
<MrGuy> Maybe you've been awake for too long ostrich
<PickYerPoison> i don't get that one
<Schazer> I ratite that last set of Guy's a solid 7/10
<MrGuy> a stretch, i.e. "a stretch of time"
<Schazer> kiwiup the good work, dude
<PickYerPoison> legend of zelda ostrich of time
<DragonFogel> You know, if you were as big as an ostrich, no one would want to be around you.
<DragonFogel> You'd be ostrich-sized.
<PickYerPoison> get out
<MrGuy> That was so awful I had to stifle a shrike, Fogel.
<MrGuy> Anyway, off-topic for a mo: still haven't heard back on that secretary-ish job.
<MrGuy> Do you think I should follow up with them? Maybe mention how good I am at stomping prey to death?
<Anomaly> i dunno, seems like you're just puffin up your chest
<MrGuy> (for real, I need to know for certain soon ; 3;)
<Schazer> I dunno
<MrGuy> (since I need to know whether I'm going to be free to work at the hauntedhouse)
<Schazer> at a place like that I'd quetzal after a week
<MrGuy> I do really need money, Schazer.
<MrGuy> It's basically either this or robin banks.
<Schazer> wait for tit
<PickYerPoison> i wouldn't, they've got that money under hawk and key
<Schazer> lark and key, you mean
<PickYerPoison> it might even be booby trapped
<DragonFogel> Me, I wouldn't risk any crime worse than jaywalking.
<Schazer> if they catch you you'll be in-caracara-cerated
<PickYerPoison> owlch.
<Anomaly> i guess that's your cardinal offense then, fogel
<Schazer> BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP ANOMALY LOSES THIS ROUND
<PickYerPoison> D<
<Anomaly> did someone say cardinal already
<Schazer> <@DragonFogel> It's not like I'm asking you to commit a cardinal sin.
<PickYerPoison> TERMINATE THE REPEATER
<DragonFogel> Hey, I really don't want to do anything ill-eagle.
<Anomaly> fuck
<MrGuy> Awwww, I wanted to set off the klaxon.
<Schazer> QUIT YOUR PARROTING
<Anomaly> guess i'm just parroting at this point
<Anomaly> dammit schazer
<Schazer> aukward
<NotTheAuthor> Owl-eagle, Fogel
<MrGuy> Well, anyways-
<MrGuy> ...wait fuck
* PickYerPoison slaps nottles
<PickYerPoison> i already used an owl joke
<MrGuy> I had a pun and I lost it
<MrGuy> I can't go to bed until I remember it
<MrGuy> Oh, right, got it
<NotTheAuthor> Yeah, but owl-eagle's two birds with one stone
<Schazer> Nottles
<Schazer> get out
<PickYerPoison> fffffff
<NotTheAuthor> ~ 3~
<MrGuy> I have canary a reason to stay up, so I'm flamingoing to bed now
<MrGuy> Catch you guys tomorra
<PickYerPoison> on the other hand, a bird in the hand's worth two in the bush
<DragonFogel> NTA, if I were you, I'd duck.
<Schazer> laterns
<NotTheAuthor> Sleep well |>
* MrGuy is now known as mrguy|SLEEP
<PickYerPoison> nighty night guys
<PickYerPoison> and remember, the early bird catches the worm
<mrguy|SLEEP> you dweebs better post this all in irc highlights by the by
<Sanzh> did I miss puns
<mrguy|SLEEP> we need to stork this conversation for later
<PickYerPoison> hey, you're asleep. not a peep out of you!
* Schazer offers to inflict grebe-ous bodily harm if Guy doesn't gtfo
<PickYerPoison> you need a good night's nest >:c
<DragonFogel> Don't egg him on, guys.
<DragonFogel> Just stay firm in your position. Don't budgie an inch.
<Schazer> tits or gtfo
<Anomaly> you already used tits!
<Schazer> yes but
<NotTheAuthor> She can use it again, she's allotted two
<Schazer> in the first instance it was a synonym for 'it' and this is a completely different context
<DragonFogel> Tit for tat, then?
<Schazer> I said "wait for tit" because I reckoned Fogel would mention his bank robbers
<DragonFogel> It did cross my mind, I admit.
<Schazer> but Noms "cardinal offence" was basically the same pun as "cardinal sin"
<PickYerPoison> if we're reusing things then i'm gonna call it tits
<Schazer> it does provide a wydah scope than if you just said "one per bird"
<Anomaly> yeah whatever, i'm gonna go play solitaire
<PickYerPoison> we already know about your bird fetish stop robin it in
<PickYerPoison> anyway i'mma hit the jay, night
<DragonFogel> I don't see what the big deal is, really the whole thing seems pretty mynah to me.
<Anomaly> let's just agree that fogel is the kinglet of puns
<Schazer> oriole about ready to wrap this up, then?
<Anomaly> the rest of these puns are pretty much juncos
<Anomaly> which i really hope is pronounced like "junkos" or that doesn't work at all
<DragonFogel> Yeah, I don't think we need any moa of this.
* NotTheAuthor one last cheep shot
<Anomaly> yeah, we've all taken our terns
<mrguy|SLEEP> I love you guys and also good night
<Anomaly> hey, i've got no egrets
<Sanzh> i hate all of you
<Schazer> see it's easy if you just potoo mind to it
<Anomaly> what, sanzh? jealous of our godwits?
<Sanzh> owl bite your fingers off
<Schazer> woooooah chick out this badass
<Schazer> the rooster us are quaking
<Anomaly> careful, guys. his bite could killdeer
* Sanzh (~Sanzh@207.207.120.212) Quit (Quit: a million faces each a million lies, for each and all a chrome disguise)
* PickYerPoison (Derp@r01grncp5.device.mst.edu) Quit (Ping timeout: 380 seconds)
<Anomaly> ...okay i think we're done
<DragonFogel> Yeah, good job everyone.
<NotTheAuthor> That was a hoot
<DragonFogel> You all showed some real talon tonight.
<Anomaly> you're all a bunch of loons
<NotTheAuthor> Ah, damn
<NotTheAuthor> When somebody complained I shoulda pointed out the lack of escape hatch
<MrGuy> The bird, I assume
<Schazer> yeah
<Schazer> Christmas Island is definitely on my List
<NotTheAuthor> Hehe
<NotTheAuthor> I'm sure it'll be fun
<Schazer> "Facebook [,,,] re-affirmed the campaign was banned due to the sexual language, particularly the use of the word 'boobies,'"
<NotTheAuthor> That's a lark
<DragonFogel> I'm sure "juvenile boobies" specifically would bring up some extra red flags.
<MrGuy> Don't bring puns into this, Nottles
<MrGuy> It won't end well
<MrGuy> Well
<MrGuy> More puns
<DragonFogel> What's the matter, Guy? Are you afraid?
* NotTheAuthor shrugs
<DragonFogel> Are you chicken?
<Schazer> I'm sorry but the size of a demographic that firstly would be looking for child pornography on facebook
<NotTheAuthor> Usually I only trigger a landslide
<NotTheAuthor> See
<Schazer> whittled down to people who would use "juvenile" to refer to such breasts
<Schazer> Facebook you are dumb
<NotTheAuthor> /I/ only need the lay the egg, it'll hatch just fine on its own
<MrGuy> Come on, you bastards.
<MrGuy> Sparrow me the pain.
<DragonFogel> Just swallow your pride, Guy.
<Schazer> no
<Schazer> I refuse
<MrGuy> Fogel, since when have I been known to stop ranting and raven?
<PickYerPoison> dark dawn status: pretty bad
<PickYerPoison> o dpm
<DragonFogel> It's not like I'm asking you to commit a cardinal sin.
<PickYerPoison> *i don't remember the game being this boring
<MrGuy> I still balk at the idea.
<MrGuy> Balk balk b-galk at it, even.
<DragonFogel> Guy, that's a terrible attempt at a joke. I can't believe you had the gull to try it.
<Anomaly> you guys are really just coming up with these on a whimbrel, eh
<Schazer> that one was really ruff, Noms
<PickYerPoison> is this the part where schazer pecks our eyes out
<Schazer> I mean ok sure my attitude about it can be unpheasant at times and I do grouse unduly when you guys start on this shit
<Schazer> but I guess I'm game
<PickYerPoison> ah, no, sorry, that was an attempt at a bird-related joke...
* PickYerPoison tired and dumb
<DragonFogel> PYP, you're just not able to appreciate quaility puns.
<MrGuy> PYP, don't get overemutional here
<MrGuy> Maybe you've been awake for too long ostrich
<PickYerPoison> i don't get that one
<Schazer> I ratite that last set of Guy's a solid 7/10
<MrGuy> a stretch, i.e. "a stretch of time"
<Schazer> kiwiup the good work, dude
<PickYerPoison> legend of zelda ostrich of time
<DragonFogel> You know, if you were as big as an ostrich, no one would want to be around you.
<DragonFogel> You'd be ostrich-sized.
<PickYerPoison> get out
<MrGuy> That was so awful I had to stifle a shrike, Fogel.
<MrGuy> Anyway, off-topic for a mo: still haven't heard back on that secretary-ish job.
<MrGuy> Do you think I should follow up with them? Maybe mention how good I am at stomping prey to death?
<Anomaly> i dunno, seems like you're just puffin up your chest
<MrGuy> (for real, I need to know for certain soon ; 3;)
<Schazer> I dunno
<MrGuy> (since I need to know whether I'm going to be free to work at the hauntedhouse)
<Schazer> at a place like that I'd quetzal after a week
<MrGuy> I do really need money, Schazer.
<MrGuy> It's basically either this or robin banks.
<Schazer> wait for tit
<PickYerPoison> i wouldn't, they've got that money under hawk and key
<Schazer> lark and key, you mean
<PickYerPoison> it might even be booby trapped
<DragonFogel> Me, I wouldn't risk any crime worse than jaywalking.
<Schazer> if they catch you you'll be in-caracara-cerated
<PickYerPoison> owlch.
<Anomaly> i guess that's your cardinal offense then, fogel
<Schazer> BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP ANOMALY LOSES THIS ROUND
<PickYerPoison> D<
<Anomaly> did someone say cardinal already
<Schazer> <@DragonFogel> It's not like I'm asking you to commit a cardinal sin.
<PickYerPoison> TERMINATE THE REPEATER
<DragonFogel> Hey, I really don't want to do anything ill-eagle.
<Anomaly> fuck
<MrGuy> Awwww, I wanted to set off the klaxon.
<Schazer> QUIT YOUR PARROTING
<Anomaly> guess i'm just parroting at this point
<Anomaly> dammit schazer
<Schazer> aukward
<NotTheAuthor> Owl-eagle, Fogel
<MrGuy> Well, anyways-
<MrGuy> ...wait fuck
* PickYerPoison slaps nottles
<PickYerPoison> i already used an owl joke
<MrGuy> I had a pun and I lost it
<MrGuy> I can't go to bed until I remember it
<MrGuy> Oh, right, got it
<NotTheAuthor> Yeah, but owl-eagle's two birds with one stone
<Schazer> Nottles
<Schazer> get out
<PickYerPoison> fffffff
<NotTheAuthor> ~ 3~
<MrGuy> I have canary a reason to stay up, so I'm flamingoing to bed now
<MrGuy> Catch you guys tomorra
<PickYerPoison> on the other hand, a bird in the hand's worth two in the bush
<DragonFogel> NTA, if I were you, I'd duck.
<Schazer> laterns
<NotTheAuthor> Sleep well |>
* MrGuy is now known as mrguy|SLEEP
<PickYerPoison> nighty night guys
<PickYerPoison> and remember, the early bird catches the worm
<mrguy|SLEEP> you dweebs better post this all in irc highlights by the by
<Sanzh> did I miss puns
<mrguy|SLEEP> we need to stork this conversation for later
<PickYerPoison> hey, you're asleep. not a peep out of you!
* Schazer offers to inflict grebe-ous bodily harm if Guy doesn't gtfo
<PickYerPoison> you need a good night's nest >:c
<DragonFogel> Don't egg him on, guys.
<DragonFogel> Just stay firm in your position. Don't budgie an inch.
<Schazer> tits or gtfo
<Anomaly> you already used tits!
<Schazer> yes but
<NotTheAuthor> She can use it again, she's allotted two
<Schazer> in the first instance it was a synonym for 'it' and this is a completely different context
<DragonFogel> Tit for tat, then?
<Schazer> I said "wait for tit" because I reckoned Fogel would mention his bank robbers
<DragonFogel> It did cross my mind, I admit.
<Schazer> but Noms "cardinal offence" was basically the same pun as "cardinal sin"
<PickYerPoison> if we're reusing things then i'm gonna call it tits
<Schazer> it does provide a wydah scope than if you just said "one per bird"
<Anomaly> yeah whatever, i'm gonna go play solitaire
<PickYerPoison> we already know about your bird fetish stop robin it in
<PickYerPoison> anyway i'mma hit the jay, night
<DragonFogel> I don't see what the big deal is, really the whole thing seems pretty mynah to me.
<Anomaly> let's just agree that fogel is the kinglet of puns
<Schazer> oriole about ready to wrap this up, then?
<Anomaly> the rest of these puns are pretty much juncos
<Anomaly> which i really hope is pronounced like "junkos" or that doesn't work at all
<DragonFogel> Yeah, I don't think we need any moa of this.
* NotTheAuthor one last cheep shot
<Anomaly> yeah, we've all taken our terns
<mrguy|SLEEP> I love you guys and also good night
<Anomaly> hey, i've got no egrets
<Sanzh> i hate all of you
<Schazer> see it's easy if you just potoo mind to it
<Anomaly> what, sanzh? jealous of our godwits?
<Sanzh> owl bite your fingers off
<Schazer> woooooah chick out this badass
<Schazer> the rooster us are quaking
<Anomaly> careful, guys. his bite could killdeer
* Sanzh (~Sanzh@207.207.120.212) Quit (Quit: a million faces each a million lies, for each and all a chrome disguise)
* PickYerPoison (Derp@r01grncp5.device.mst.edu) Quit (Ping timeout: 380 seconds)
<Anomaly> ...okay i think we're done
<DragonFogel> Yeah, good job everyone.
<NotTheAuthor> That was a hoot
<DragonFogel> You all showed some real talon tonight.
<Anomaly> you're all a bunch of loons
<NotTheAuthor> Ah, damn
<NotTheAuthor> When somebody complained I shoulda pointed out the lack of escape hatch
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