The Return of Jester Mafia - Night 7: Two-Thirds Down
08-21-2013, 02:26 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-21-2013, 02:42 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
Official Final Votals
bigro - 6 (Mirdini, yd12k, Paranoia, SupahKiven, cyber95, Not The Author)
Final Nominations
Most Lynched - Bigro (Paranoia, seconded by Mirdini)
Most Ugly - Paranoia (Bigro)
Most Demonic Leader - Paranoia (SupahKiven)
Well, with that taken care of, it's time for the awards ceremony! Oh, and the lynch, too.
First off, the award for Most Dead!
Now, yes, we realize that a number of dead people missed the nomination window, but that's their problem and not ours. So our final nominees are Palamedes and TehPilot!
Our expert panel of judges has decided that there is only one reasonable way to settle this, and that is to fling both bodies away in a giant slingshot. Clearly the one that falls farther puts up less resistance, and is therefore Most Dead.
Ready... Aim... Fire!
Final results: Palamedes' body traveled 123 meters!
TehPilot's body traveled 123.1 meters!
Well, that settles it, everyone.
Everyone congratulate TehPilot, winner of the coveted Most Dead Award!
Now we move on to some other awards. It turns out that there was only one nominee for these categories, which makes me wonder just how our judges managed to spend two-thirds of our budget on deliberations.
Speaking of our budget, we spent the other third on the giant slingshot, so there isn't going to be a lot of ceremony here.
Paranoia has been unanimously declared Most Ugly and Most Demonic Leader. Congratulations!
And now, our final award for the evening, the long awaited Most Lynched. I don't think there can be any doubt that this should go to bigro, who's managed to get himself lynched with 6 votes out of 5 needed! Truly an astonishing feat, ladies and jestermen.
And now, we're going to present bigro with two things: this trophy, and this noose!
Oh, hang on a second, he's still in an intense wrestling match with Sruixan. They're closely intertwined, I don't know how we're going to separate them...
WHOA!
Sruixan piledrives bigro right through the noose!
I can't believe it! What an amazing move!
But the noose has been caught around Sruix's neck as well! And there goes the lever...
Sruixan has gone out wrestlin'. Aw yeah!
Truly a brave jester. Now, who were these poor saps... I mean, beloved friends who gave their lives for the cause of jesterdom?
Bigro was the Arsonjester! He just loved setting houses on fire, but he was a gentle soul and didn't want to see anyone get hurt.
Each night, he could choose one player and would set their house on fire. However, to ensure their safety, he'd knock them out first, roleblocking him for that night. He would win if he got three such fires.
HOWEVER!
If someone died the night that Bigro set their house on fire, he would instead assume their role! He would get a half-win if he met that player's original win condition, and the dead player would get a full win.
Oh, and in case anyone's wondering, yes, Bigro would have killed Garuru if he visited him.
Did any of this happen? WHO KNOWS.
Sruixan was the Wrestler Jestler! He loved wrestling so much that he wanted to die in the middle of a match, so that was his win condition! And look at that, he won!
He had a choice of actions! He could wrestle someone at night, in which case, he'd roleblock them, and all actions targeting either player would affect both! Including kills! However, a proper match needs a referee, and so he needed someone to visit besides the killer in order for the match to count. If a killer visited him but no one else did, he would only get a half-win.
But that wasn't his only option! Sruixan could also choose to hold off on his night action and instead wrestle someone during the day! However, this would be affected by any roleblocks or redirects from the previous night! If he was roleblocked, his wrestling would fail, and if he was redirected, he'd wrestle whoever his action would have gone to!
He did not have any quirks as part of his role.
Well, look at that, everyone! We've got ourselves another winner! The Jester Awards Committee is officially awarding Sruixan the Best Wrestlin' Move for piledriving bigro (and himself) through that noose!
This concludes the First Annual Jester Awards, and also the day. Those of you who are still alive, please get your actions in quickly.
bigro - 6 (Mirdini, yd12k, Paranoia, SupahKiven, cyber95, Not The Author)
Final Nominations
Most Lynched - Bigro (Paranoia, seconded by Mirdini)
Most Ugly - Paranoia (Bigro)
Most Demonic Leader - Paranoia (SupahKiven)
Well, with that taken care of, it's time for the awards ceremony! Oh, and the lynch, too.
First off, the award for Most Dead!
Now, yes, we realize that a number of dead people missed the nomination window, but that's their problem and not ours. So our final nominees are Palamedes and TehPilot!
Our expert panel of judges has decided that there is only one reasonable way to settle this, and that is to fling both bodies away in a giant slingshot. Clearly the one that falls farther puts up less resistance, and is therefore Most Dead.
Ready... Aim... Fire!
Final results: Palamedes' body traveled 123 meters!
TehPilot's body traveled 123.1 meters!
Well, that settles it, everyone.
Everyone congratulate TehPilot, winner of the coveted Most Dead Award!
Now we move on to some other awards. It turns out that there was only one nominee for these categories, which makes me wonder just how our judges managed to spend two-thirds of our budget on deliberations.
Speaking of our budget, we spent the other third on the giant slingshot, so there isn't going to be a lot of ceremony here.
Paranoia has been unanimously declared Most Ugly and Most Demonic Leader. Congratulations!
And now, our final award for the evening, the long awaited Most Lynched. I don't think there can be any doubt that this should go to bigro, who's managed to get himself lynched with 6 votes out of 5 needed! Truly an astonishing feat, ladies and jestermen.
And now, we're going to present bigro with two things: this trophy, and this noose!
Oh, hang on a second, he's still in an intense wrestling match with Sruixan. They're closely intertwined, I don't know how we're going to separate them...
WHOA!
Sruixan piledrives bigro right through the noose!
I can't believe it! What an amazing move!
But the noose has been caught around Sruix's neck as well! And there goes the lever...
Sruixan has gone out wrestlin'. Aw yeah!
Truly a brave jester. Now, who were these poor saps... I mean, beloved friends who gave their lives for the cause of jesterdom?
Bigro was the Arsonjester! He just loved setting houses on fire, but he was a gentle soul and didn't want to see anyone get hurt.
Each night, he could choose one player and would set their house on fire. However, to ensure their safety, he'd knock them out first, roleblocking him for that night. He would win if he got three such fires.
HOWEVER!
If someone died the night that Bigro set their house on fire, he would instead assume their role! He would get a half-win if he met that player's original win condition, and the dead player would get a full win.
Oh, and in case anyone's wondering, yes, Bigro would have killed Garuru if he visited him.
Did any of this happen? WHO KNOWS.
Sruixan was the Wrestler Jestler! He loved wrestling so much that he wanted to die in the middle of a match, so that was his win condition! And look at that, he won!
He had a choice of actions! He could wrestle someone at night, in which case, he'd roleblock them, and all actions targeting either player would affect both! Including kills! However, a proper match needs a referee, and so he needed someone to visit besides the killer in order for the match to count. If a killer visited him but no one else did, he would only get a half-win.
But that wasn't his only option! Sruixan could also choose to hold off on his night action and instead wrestle someone during the day! However, this would be affected by any roleblocks or redirects from the previous night! If he was roleblocked, his wrestling would fail, and if he was redirected, he'd wrestle whoever his action would have gone to!
He did not have any quirks as part of his role.
Well, look at that, everyone! We've got ourselves another winner! The Jester Awards Committee is officially awarding Sruixan the Best Wrestlin' Move for piledriving bigro (and himself) through that noose!
This concludes the First Annual Jester Awards, and also the day. Those of you who are still alive, please get your actions in quickly.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse