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Dragon Fogel · 08-12-2013, 02:16 AM

AgentBlue Wrote:You're going to have to perform the world's most impressive feat of speed-eating.

Andorxor Wrote:>Eat it

It suddenly occurs to you that you haven't eaten in a while.

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Fortunately, you can solve this problem and your more immediate one at the same time!

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"No ammo? But I just loaded the thing!"

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"Grumble grumble stupid magic candy tanks, don't make them like they used to..."

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Wait, didn't you just deal with this? Oh well, at least you know what to do.

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"What, again? This is ridiculous!"

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You're really not that hungry any more. Or mobile, for that matter.

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"Oh, what? We ran out? Dammit, this thing's a worthless piece of junk!"

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"And of course the light's still blinking. Ugh, this is so dumb."

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"I should send a formal request to our Glorious Leader to have the tank's designers executed in front of a firing squad."

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"Then again, Glorious Leader doesn't like getting complaints mmff mmff mmfff..."

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This explosion is a metaphor for suffocating underneath something like fifty feet of snow. And also for being blown up by a landmine buried underneath something like fifty feet of snow.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

KuruKuruGuy Wrote:Push the chocolate out. They forgot to close the hatch.

Oh. That wasn't so hard.

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"Hey! What are you doing in here? Get your own magic candy tank!"

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"No, no, I'm Santa Claus! I'm here to give the little boy a ride on my sleigh!"

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"If you're Santa, where's your hat?"

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"Well, you see, I lost it and..."

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Yeah, you're not very good at coming up with excuses.

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"Are you here to kidnap me, mister? 'Cause I'm not going unless you have something cooler than this dumb old tank."

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"Well..."

Whimbrel Wrote:Catch a ride on the most delicious bullet. Destination: ADVENTURE!

Kíeros Wrote:> Just ride it out. Make sure to recreate the famous scene while you do so, though.

"How would you like to ride on a giant chocolate bullet?"

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"Maybe. Where are we going?"

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"Well, I was thinking we'd get out of Snow Land and then figure out the rest later."
"I dunno. Snow Land's stupid and boring and this is the worst vacation ever, but you look uncool enough to find an even lamer country."

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"Listen to me. If that chocolate bullet leaves this tank and you're not with me, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."

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"Yeah, I guess you're right. I do kinda hate this place, why would I even want to stay?"

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"It's kinda cramped in here."
"I know."
"And how do we fire this thing from in here?"
"Umm..."
"Man, you're dumb. Why'd I agree to this again?"

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"Ow, my head..."

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"Hey, where'd everybody go?"

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This is exactly how you planned it. Totally.

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Well, okay, maybe not this part.

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It looks like you're going to have to deal with this guy. What's the plan?