[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

Event!

The sign on Coldblooded's back starts blinking rapidly, to the point where nobody can stand it.

"Arrgh! I can't take it any more! Let's lynch him, he's clearly scum and maybe we can shut that stupid sign off while we're at it!"

No one is sure just who said that, because the blinking lights of the sign are too strong, but there is soon a unanimous agreement that it's the best idea. Coldblooded is swiftly marched to the gallows for a lynch.

As he's asked for his last words, he says:

"Well, it's about time you guys cut out the fluffposting and made a pro-town lynch. Seriously, I can't believe how much you were demoralising the scumhunt."

And then he pulls the lever. Much to everyone's relief, the sign suddenly stops flashing.

Coldblooded was the Jargonjester. He knew that Mafia was a serious matter, and was determined to convince the jesters of this fact, using his command of Mafia jargon. Naturally, this meant that he had to use said jargon regularly in his posts.

At night, he could use his finely-tuned scumdar to determine someone's alignment in order to locate the scum. He would win if any scum was lynched over the course of the game.

And as he was scum, with his lynch he has earned his win condition.

Everyone just sort of awkwardly looks over Coldblooded's body. Everyone except the beast, which promptly devours him.

It then howls in pain, collapses, and dies. It turns out that the beast's voting muscle was closely tied into its digestive system, and with its voting muscle removed, it can no longer survive the strain of consuming a fresh corpse.

After everyone stands around awkwardly for a bit longer, the duck quacks in a commanding manner, which everyone takes as a cue to just head off to sleep already.

It is now night. Please get your actions in promptly.

Final Votals:

Coldblooded - 3 (bigro, Coldblooded, cyber95)