RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 3: I'm outta here, suckers!
06-14-2013, 10:06 PM
My fellow jesters, I have come here to speak of a grave problem facing our nation.
I speak, of course, of the Great Votal Depression. For years now, Jesterland has been an international leader in votals, but today's reports indicate a 100 percent decline.
Now, I've called for an investigation into this matter, and it seems that the cause of this disaster is a lack of votes to total up.
Therefore, as your Prime Minister, I would like to remind all jesters here that it is your duty as citizens of Jesterlands to vote to kill one of your fellow jesters for the good of our nation, especially if they oppose my leadership for some incomprehensible reason. Thank you.
I speak, of course, of the Great Votal Depression. For years now, Jesterland has been an international leader in votals, but today's reports indicate a 100 percent decline.
Now, I've called for an investigation into this matter, and it seems that the cause of this disaster is a lack of votes to total up.
Therefore, as your Prime Minister, I would like to remind all jesters here that it is your duty as citizens of Jesterlands to vote to kill one of your fellow jesters for the good of our nation, especially if they oppose my leadership for some incomprehensible reason. Thank you.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse