RE: The Return of Jester Mafia -The Return of Jester Mafia - Night 2: Thanks for your
06-10-2013, 06:18 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-10-2013, 06:21 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
So there is a rumor going around that I, the new Prime Minister of Jesterland, am unable to count votes properly. This is, of course, ludicrous and I will prove it right now.
As you can clearly see, we have nine votes for lynching Kieros, and I totally didn't overlook any, nor did I at any point suggest we were short on votes for the lynch. With this settled, we will now perform the traditional Jesterland inaugural lynch.
(It's a tradition which I have just started right now.)
Much to everyone's surprise, Kieros was the Dog. Seriously, who could have seen that coming?
Poor Kieros was looking for his master, and could search for him every night. However, he also had a raging hatred of newspapers, and would kill anyone he visited who had one in their possession.
He would have won if he visited his master in the night. He did not have any posting restrictions.
With that out of the way, I have an important announcement. As of tomorrow, I'll have to turn my full attention on my Prime Ministerial jester duties, so I won't have time to manage this jester game. Of course, since Bob is a filthy traitorjester, and also going on a trip for a little while, I clearly can't trust him to run things in my absence.
So I'm just going to hand the reins over to... hang on, where's my dartboard...
THWACK!
Oh, whoops, I missed the dartboard completely and hit Solaris. Well, in the interests of goodwill - and avoiding a lawsuit on my first day in office - I'm putting Solaris in charge of running this game tomorrow.
But don't worry, everyone! My duties won't take full effect until morning, so I can stay with you all for tonight before I head off to be Prime Minister of Jesterland full-time. So get those actions in promptly!
As you can clearly see, we have nine votes for lynching Kieros, and I totally didn't overlook any, nor did I at any point suggest we were short on votes for the lynch. With this settled, we will now perform the traditional Jesterland inaugural lynch.
(It's a tradition which I have just started right now.)
Much to everyone's surprise, Kieros was the Dog. Seriously, who could have seen that coming?
Poor Kieros was looking for his master, and could search for him every night. However, he also had a raging hatred of newspapers, and would kill anyone he visited who had one in their possession.
He would have won if he visited his master in the night. He did not have any posting restrictions.
With that out of the way, I have an important announcement. As of tomorrow, I'll have to turn my full attention on my Prime Ministerial jester duties, so I won't have time to manage this jester game. Of course, since Bob is a filthy traitorjester, and also going on a trip for a little while, I clearly can't trust him to run things in my absence.
So I'm just going to hand the reins over to... hang on, where's my dartboard...
THWACK!
Oh, whoops, I missed the dartboard completely and hit Solaris. Well, in the interests of goodwill - and avoiding a lawsuit on my first day in office - I'm putting Solaris in charge of running this game tomorrow.
But don't worry, everyone! My duties won't take full effect until morning, so I can stay with you all for tonight before I head off to be Prime Minister of Jesterland full-time. So get those actions in promptly!
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse