The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Weep for your lost fiancée. It won't help the situation at all.

You decide that weeping for your lost fiancee won't make this evil space fortress plummet, so you do that.



Your tears short-circuit one of the robots.



And it's chasing the others away. Drat, now you're in less immediate danger!

>Punch an englishman.

Ah, yes! A very pointless idea! You'll make sure to do that the next time you find yourself in France.



And since you have no reason to believe you're in France, and no reason to believe this robot is an Englishman, you act accordingly.

>Steal Whatever's clothes

You can't see any reason to steal clothes from one of your allies, so you do that.



Of course, it would be pointless to keep the stolen clothes on Whatever's body. Which is why that's exactly what you're going to do!

>Play hide and seek alone. Ask Whatever if he can help you find yourself.

Oh, hey, it looks like those robots have decided to attack again. But you're pretty sure you and Whatever can handle them.



So this is a pointless time to play one player hide-and-seek, leaving Whatever to fend for himself!



You'll never find yourself here.



Which means that's not a pointless enough hiding place. So you hide in plain sight instead.



Hmm. Where did you go? You haven't the slightest idea.



You decide to ask Whatever for help.



Oh. He found you.



Then there's no reason to keep hiding, so that's what you'll do!



You seem to have hidden yourself in the engine room. Now what?

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Hello everyone! This adventure has now moved over here. I'm still working through a backlog of commands from MSPA, but it's been a while since I updated and this seemed like a good stopping point.

As usual, feel free to make suggestions, and I'll get to them eventually. With any luck, the adventure will have moved on to a completely different context by then and your suggestions will make even less sense.