The Battle Royale S2 [Round 4: Burnination Studios]

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Sirius didn't even notice Jeremy's entrance. He was too preoccupied with the discovery that the only thing worse than a pantheon of gods yelling mental requests at him was a pantheon of drunken gods yelling mental requests at him.

He almost wished he could actually get drunk. Angels weren't exactly physically designed for it. But instead, he had to remain completely sober as he listened to the gods' wild carousing and their requests for such absurdities as "a rainbow's collar" or "the head of a jellyfish".

He'd had this accursed necklace on for less than an hour and he was already losing his mind. How could that human have managed it for so long? Had he simply succumbed to the insanity?

It was almost a relief when the pie struck him in the face. It gave him something else to focus on.