Re: The Battle Royale S2 [Round 3: Endymion]
05-27-2011, 07:57 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
"I'm Sirius," the angel replied unenthusiastically.
"About what?"
He glared at the bartender.
"That's my name."
"Are you-"
Sirius' glare intensified.
"Never mind," Johnny said quickly. "Well, Mr. Sirius, what can I get you to drink?"
"Noth- AAGGGHH!"
Gin tonic vodka beer whiskey ale arsenic just water for me milk dragon's blood the strongest stuff they've got!
Sirius screamed as the flood of voices in his mind announced their orders. Desperate to make it stop, he repeated their myriad requests to the bartender.
Johnny looked at him, puzzled.
"Are you sure you want all that?" he said. "It sounds to me like you've got a killer hangover already."
Kill him. He's standing between me and my offering.
"...yes, I'm quite sure."
***
It was inevitable that Jeremy Brackett would find the bar. It was a bar, it was on the same planet as Jeremy; sooner or later, their paths were certain to cross. It had just happened to be sooner.
He hadn't expected to find Sirius drinking heavily, though.
"Hey, barkeep!" he said eagerly. "I'll have what he's having!"
Jeremy paused for a moment, and then added: "And do you serve pies here, by any chance?"
"I'm Sirius," the angel replied unenthusiastically.
"About what?"
He glared at the bartender.
"That's my name."
"Are you-"
Sirius' glare intensified.
"Never mind," Johnny said quickly. "Well, Mr. Sirius, what can I get you to drink?"
"Noth- AAGGGHH!"
Gin tonic vodka beer whiskey ale arsenic just water for me milk dragon's blood the strongest stuff they've got!
Sirius screamed as the flood of voices in his mind announced their orders. Desperate to make it stop, he repeated their myriad requests to the bartender.
Johnny looked at him, puzzled.
"Are you sure you want all that?" he said. "It sounds to me like you've got a killer hangover already."
Kill him. He's standing between me and my offering.
"...yes, I'm quite sure."
***
It was inevitable that Jeremy Brackett would find the bar. It was a bar, it was on the same planet as Jeremy; sooner or later, their paths were certain to cross. It had just happened to be sooner.
He hadn't expected to find Sirius drinking heavily, though.
"Hey, barkeep!" he said eagerly. "I'll have what he's having!"
Jeremy paused for a moment, and then added: "And do you serve pies here, by any chance?"
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