Re: Mini-Grand 5110 <Round 1: Auburn Forest>
11-21-2011, 04:02 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Tulip saw the burger. Wow, that burger smelled good! Tulip liked burgers. When was the last time she ate a burger?
Wait a minute. She remembered a voice saying something about a burger. It was the same voice that talked about prizes! Was this burger after the prize?
"That prize is mine!" she shouted at the burger. "I won't let you have it!"
Then she floated over to the counter and left Freddie alone to face the burger and its fries.
Freddie sighed. How had he ended up bound to such a pathetic, unintelligent creature? Why did he have to fight these opposing Battlemonsters?
Oh, get over yourself, his second head thought at him.
Then he wondered when he'd gained a second head.
You're evolving, imbecile. Two heads are better than one - or would be if you could keep your focus on the battle at hand. Honestly, how did we survive when I was that ignorant?
Ignorant? I'm by far the most intelligent creature in this room!
That isn't exactly stiff competition. The second head telekinetically lifted a fry as it charged, and used it to trip three others. You can stew about our master later. Right now, our priority is winning this battle. Or at least mine is. If you want to suffer the humiliation of losing to a hamburger, I suppose that isn't really my problem...
Freddie glared at his other head, then turned his thoughts on the burger. The second head did the same.
Burgrar found itself lifted a foot off the floor.
Then, suddenly, the heads stopped carrying it, and it fell onto its fry troops.
Meanwhile, Tulip was trying to negotiate for her prize.
"Hi! I'm Tulip. I want my prize! You have my prize, right? That's Freddie over there! I like him. But I really like prizes! Can I have my prize now?"
The clerk wasn't sure exactly what to do. She hadn't exactly been trained to deal with a talking Battlemonster. She eventually settled on talking to it about the one prize she could think of.
"You must want a Kiddy Special," she said. "Free prize included! That'll be $3.99."
"Oh great! Let me just get my wallet wait where is it do I even have any pockets how much was it again ooh can I have my prize?"
The clerk sighed. She might have to talk to her manager about this one.
Tulip saw the burger. Wow, that burger smelled good! Tulip liked burgers. When was the last time she ate a burger?
Wait a minute. She remembered a voice saying something about a burger. It was the same voice that talked about prizes! Was this burger after the prize?
"That prize is mine!" she shouted at the burger. "I won't let you have it!"
Then she floated over to the counter and left Freddie alone to face the burger and its fries.
Freddie sighed. How had he ended up bound to such a pathetic, unintelligent creature? Why did he have to fight these opposing Battlemonsters?
Oh, get over yourself, his second head thought at him.
Then he wondered when he'd gained a second head.
You're evolving, imbecile. Two heads are better than one - or would be if you could keep your focus on the battle at hand. Honestly, how did we survive when I was that ignorant?
Ignorant? I'm by far the most intelligent creature in this room!
That isn't exactly stiff competition. The second head telekinetically lifted a fry as it charged, and used it to trip three others. You can stew about our master later. Right now, our priority is winning this battle. Or at least mine is. If you want to suffer the humiliation of losing to a hamburger, I suppose that isn't really my problem...
Freddie glared at his other head, then turned his thoughts on the burger. The second head did the same.
Burgrar found itself lifted a foot off the floor.
Then, suddenly, the heads stopped carrying it, and it fell onto its fry troops.
Meanwhile, Tulip was trying to negotiate for her prize.
"Hi! I'm Tulip. I want my prize! You have my prize, right? That's Freddie over there! I like him. But I really like prizes! Can I have my prize now?"
The clerk wasn't sure exactly what to do. She hadn't exactly been trained to deal with a talking Battlemonster. She eventually settled on talking to it about the one prize she could think of.
"You must want a Kiddy Special," she said. "Free prize included! That'll be $3.99."
"Oh great! Let me just get my wallet wait where is it do I even have any pockets how much was it again ooh can I have my prize?"
The clerk sighed. She might have to talk to her manager about this one.
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