The Savage Brawl [Round 5: Battletopia]

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Konka Rar was not, in general, fond of surprises. Especially not surprises which involved the laws of physics apparently deciding to alter themselves in the space of an instant.

Gormand, for his part, was taking their upward plummet surprisingly well. There was a loud crash in the distance; the meatball looked toward the noise and saw the refridgerator lodged on the ceiling, its door knocked open by the impact.

"Well, that solves one problem," he said.

"You do realize we're falling," Konka Rar said, sounding somewhat annoyed.

"Yes, but rather slowly. I believe our small size relative to everything else means we have much less air resistance, and gravity seems to be operating on that scale. So we aren't accelerating nearly as much as we would otherwise. The main problem comes from the instant deceleration upon impact."

"And what, precisely, is causing this to happen?"

"I"m very curious about that. If Hoss did it, it was rather foolish of him, considering that he's right below - or above - us, and one of us has a command of long-range attacks that are not entirely bound by the laws of physics. Not the best scenario under which to enact a betrayal, I would think."

Konka Rar looked towards the ceiling, his cybernetic eye focusing on the distant image of the pure cyborg.

"You raise an excellent point. Let's get him involved in this conversation." He concentrated, and sent a bolt of lightning towards the ceiling, intentionally missing Hoss by less than a foot. "I believe that will draw his attention."