Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

Experience Fear.

Frantically Flee.

"AAAGH! I'm getting out of here!"

"NOT SO FAST, HUMAN! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR MUSICAL CRIMES!"

"ACK! Get it off me! Get it off!"

Oh dear. It appears Freddie has been pinned by Gary the Grand Gerbil! I'd better help him. But how?

>Draw Dagger, Draw Blood

Oh, of course! D is for Dagger! I'll just stab him while he's focused on Freddie, and...

"YEEEOUCH!"

Oh dear. Now he's turned his attention to me.

"YOU DARE TO HARM ME, HUMAN? YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF MY IMPORTANCE IN THE RODENT WORLD?"

Well, not, not as such...

"YOUR IGNORANCE IS AN INSULT, HUMAN! AND YOU THERE! STOP SNEAKING AWAY AND PLAY YOUR HORRIBLE INSTRUMENT!"

"Er... Why?"

"BECAUSE I NEED MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT FOR THIS NEXT PART! AND YOURS IS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE."

"W-well, if you say so..."

*ffffffff*

"I AM THE GRAND GERBIL, THE LARGEST IN THE LAND
BEFORE MY MIGHT, NO CRIME SHALL STAND
BUT WHAT IS IT THAT EMPOWERS ME?
NONE OTHER THAN THE LETTER G!

G STANDS FOR MY GREATNESS, G STANDS FOR MY GRACE!
G STANDS FOR MY GRAVITAS AS I GOVERN THIS PLACE!
G STANDS FOR THE GLORY I BRING TO THE VERMIN,
G STANDS FOR MY KNOWLEDGE OF GERMAN!

AND THE LAST THING YOUR HUMAN LIPS WILL BURBLE
IS THE UNYIELDING TRUTH THAT G IS FOR GERBIL!"

You have taught the children about the letter G!
7/26 letters taught!

Oh! Thank you, I needed that letter! Tell me, do you know any others?

"YOU DARE TO MOCK ME, HUMAN PEASANT? I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Actually, I don't know what letter "mock" begins with...

"SILENCE! PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION!"

Oh dear. I think I'd better do something, fast. Perhaps the new letter can help me somehow?