Re: Hiccups (Text)
07-13-2011, 10:22 PM
MrGuy Wrote:Obviously, you should tear out your epiglottis. Without an epiglottis, you simply won't have anywhere to hiccup from.
Yes, this is a brilliant idea with no possible negative effects. Too bad you don't know what an epiglottis feels like.
Solaris Wrote:Feel around your insides for the evil Hiccup gnome
Hiccup gnome? That's ridiculous, there is clearly no such thing...
What, what's this pointy thing you're feeling?
You grasp your hand around something inside your throat, and pick it up with no resistance.
You'd pull your hand out to take a look, but your arm seems to be stuck.
What are you going to do?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse