Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

>Go see Fred the Flutist. Wasn't he trying to do something about the village's rodent infestation?

That's a fair point. Fred the Flutist does tend to hear quite a few rumors, perhaps he knows something about another letter. I'll go pay him a visit!

Hello, Fred!

"Oh! Hello, Pete! Aren't you normally toiling in the fields at this time of day?"

Never mind that. I'm trying to teach the children about the alphabet, and I'm looking for letters! Do you have any idea where I might find them?

"Hmm. Letters, you say? I happen to know one, I picked it up while learning the flute."

Oh, really?

"Yes! F is for flute! And it's also a musical note!"

You have taught the children about the letter F!
6/26 letters taught!

How interesting! What other notes are there? Are they letters, too?

"Er... actually, I only know the one note. But I'll play you a song for good fortune, regardless!"

Oh, all right then.

*fffffff*

"Not much of a song, I'm afraid."

*scurry scurry scurry*

What's that noise, Fred?

"Hmm? Oh, most likely it's the rats. My flute tends to stir them into a frenzy! I get paid by the king to draw them out of the castle, you see."

*rumble rumble rumble*

...And what's that noise? It sounds, um, louder.

"I haven't the foggiest..."

*RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE*

"YOU THERE!"

"...oh my. I do believe that's a very large gerbil."

"THAT'S GARY THE GRAND GERBIL TO YOU, HUMAN! AND YOUR INSUFFERABLE RACKET WOKE ME UP!"

"A very large and angry gerbil, to be precise."

"DAMN STRAIGHT I'M MAD! NOW YOU DIE!"

E is for Encounter!!

Oh my. It seems Fred and I are being attacked by a very large, angry gerbil.

Any advice here?

"Er, who exactly are you talking to, Pete?"

I'm not entirely sure. It may be the children I'm teaching the alphabet to. But whoever they are, their advice has gotten me this far!

"QUIT YOUR BABBLING AND LET ME BITE YOUR STUPID HUMAN HEADS OFF ALREADY!"

Er. As I was saying, might I have some suggestions, here?