Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

>D is for Die!

...I'm almost certain that's a terrible idea. I think I'd rather try something else.

Hey, it's an earth elemental. Surely it's never heard of the alphabet before. We can definitely Demonstrate our literary prowess to this own.

Ah! Perhaps it will be impressed with my newfound knowledge! D is for Demonstrate!

Excuse me, oh great Earth Elemental! I have important knowledge to impart!

"What could a puny mortal know that might be of interest to me? I am as old as the earth itself!"

Er... A is for Abbott, B is for Battleaxe, C is for Criminal, and D is for Dragon.

"Is that it?"

Well, I'm looking for the rest...

"Spare me your pathetic trivia, mortal. I have a smiting to administer."

SMACK!

Ow. That hurt. Quite a bit. Perhaps another approach is in order.

Clean it with the Brook!

Well, it is made of dirt... I suppose that's an option. C is for Clean!

I'll just rip a piece of my tunic off and dip it in the brook, and now I just need to sneak up on him... Luckily, he seems to be rather busy gloating about how much more powerful he is than me.

*wipe wipe*

"EEEEEEEEEE!! I'm losing my dirt! What are you doing?"

Wait... Wait, that sounds like... Yes, I think that could be a letter! E is for Elemental!

You have taught the children about the letter E!
5/26 letters taught!

"Get that horrible thing away from me, mortal!"

What? It's just a little water.

"I'm eroding! Do you have any idea how painful that is?"

Not really. Anyhow, you're filthy! You could do with a good polishing.

*wipe wipe*

"Arrgh! Stop! Stop! I will do you one favor if you leave me be and let me return to my slumber. And do not touch me with that horrid water again!"

Oh! This could be helpful in finding another letter!

What should I ask the elemental for? I'd better think carefully about this.