Re: Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime (TWS)
12-09-2011, 04:27 AM
Gnauga Wrote:Charge at it. Just do it.
Er. Are you serious?
You're serious.
Well, I suppose I'm doomed anyway, how much worse can this make it... C is for Charge!
THUD!
SWOOSH!
...ow. I seem to have tripped on a loose cobblestone. But it looks like the dragon flew right over me?
But now it's turning this way again, I think I may need to try something else.
Gnauga Wrote:Or maybe Beckon it for a Conversation? Maybe get something out of it that is not "Rargh"
I suppose that's worth a try. C is for Converse!
Excuse me! Oh great and mighty dragon, might I have a word with you?
"RRRAAAGGGHHH!!!!"
I don't think that worked.
"You amuse me, puny human."
...Or maybe it did. I don't particularly like the way he's smiling.
"What could you possibly have to say that would interest me?"
Er... Have you heard about the alphabet? A is for Abbott, B is for Battleaxe, C is for Criminal...
"And D is for Dragon. I have thousands of years of knowledge, your alphabet is but a small piece of trivia. Is that all you have to say?"
You have taught the children about the letter D!
4/26 letters taught!
Ah... Oh my. He doesn't seem pleased. Although I did learn a new letter! That was fortunate!
Perhaps I should try taking a different approach with this conversation.
MrGuy Wrote:Pray that dragon likes flowers, because C is for Courtesy!
Oh great and mighty dragon, I offer you this humble gift if you will spare my life!
"Flowers?"
Yes! Here, please take them!
"Ack! Don't hold those so close to my face! I have allergies!"
Oh. I'm terribly sorry...
"AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!"
Ah... I don't think it's a good idea for me to stay here while he's sneezing flames.
"Urgh. Now I'll have to head home and get some rest until this clear up. AH-CHOO!"
Oh, that's a relief. He's flying away now. Although I do hope he doesn't burn down my hovel on his way out of town...
In any case, I've gained a new letter! Where should I look for the next one?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse