ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Now that this adventure has wrapped up, I have a bit of a confession to make.

I broke one of the U4G contest rules. Namely:

* You can use a mixture of several ideas, but there is a limit of 3 ideas from the thread per adventure, and one adventure per person.

I used more than three ideas from the thread. Specifically, 18 ideas.

Obviously, there was this one:

ZooStuck

Explores what Homestuck would be if one imperative fact from the beginning was changed: what if John Egbert was called Zoosmell Pooplord?

And here are the other 17. Some ended up being more significant than others.

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heres a perfect plot

1st: they escape to strange new world
2nd: they get attacked by robots
3rd the main charaters brother dies
4th they attack a huge main fortress and win

years pass sience then

5 they rebuild a huge new city
6 its attacked by aliens agian
7: they both have giant fortress

Cardpunk.

It's like steampunk, but with cardboard.

You are Will Smith. You weren't yesterday.

How about an adventure about THEN WHO WAS PHONE? That would be cool. You'd be the main character, or maybe the phone, and the first question asked is not your name but WHO WAS PHONE?
It could be an Aisleventure too, where you just repeatedly input names for different scenarios.

not sure if this has already been said but...

you are a spy who has discovered that a rival agency has created a devce to remove every pumpkin that is was or will be from existance, this is a problem because everything your agency makes, inluding the agency, is powered by pumpkins. but no one believes you, and so you set out on your own to destroy the machine. it would be easy too if it werent for your total inability to resist womens wiles.

The main character has a medical condition where he continually thrusts his pelvis back and forth ALL DAY EVERY DAY. How would he cope in normal life?

Fartstuck in space.

Oregon Trail but with infinite options, and your party members are the B1 Kids and Karkat. Watch as he grumbles about having to be in Earth's past for no reason! Spy him shouting at everyone to not ford the 50 foot deep river! Examine him get a broken leg and die of dysentery (somehow)!

Which gives me an idea for a forum adventure: Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to set the entire world on fire.

The good news is that you can exhale fire.

The bad news is you can't not exhale fire.

Your cat has just swallowed a car, and is trying to eat a building. Make it stop before it eats the planet!

Meanwhile, a race of four-armed, three-legged lizard-people do their best to not play SBURB.

You were working cashier one day, when a Pumkin came up to the desk. And you made a grave mistake. "I am very hungry," he said, "Give me the watermelon."
Out of panic, you gave him the cheeseburger.
He launched it out of your hand and shouted, "NO, I DON'T WANT THAT."
And now, your restaurant is under attack by pumkins. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS?

You have just been hit by a car. Or rather, he car has just been ht by you. You ran over a car with your bare hands. The car is in the hospital.

You'll discover in just a few short minutes the nutritional value of tomatoes

you are the protaganists favorite hat

2. You live in a world without memes. There are no pictures of cats anywhere. No, not even in wikipedia. What do?

I'll leave it up to Old Man Rupee's discretion what to do about this regarding the contest. I wrote this adventure because it was fun using all these ridiculous ideas and trying to fit them together; if that means I'm not a "proper" contestant and ineligible for prizes, I don't mind that. This was fun, and that's what matters to me the most.

Whatever happens, thanks to everyone for reading and suggesting. You helped make this ridiculous adventure even more ridiculous.