Re: ZooStuck (U4G)
03-30-2013, 10:22 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Wow, that pizza was hot. You rush to the water dispersal unit and attempt to fill your mouth with cool water. However, the dancing motions of the planet-ship cause the water to spray out in a different direction. It hits the tattooed lizardperson and knocks him into his human female co-conspirator, then knocks them both towards the food storage unit.
The food storage unit falls off the wall, revealing a hole. Oh, hey, you remember that hole. You covered it with the food storage unit so you wouldn't keep falling in.
You are now Bill Riff. You and a four-legged freak and a tattooed freak and some Sun Nuns and some humans have just fallen down a hole in the process of the planet-ship dancing. One of the human females is slowly walking towards a console marked "MAIN DANCE CONTROLS".
You are very sure that this human female doesn't know anything about proper dancing protocol. You must stop her at once! But how?
Whimbrel Wrote:Stuff the entire pizza into your mouthYes, consuming the pizza is the safest way to protect it from infectious human diseases. You rush over to the food-heating unit and pull out the hot pizza, then stuff it into your mouth.
Wow, that pizza was hot. You rush to the water dispersal unit and attempt to fill your mouth with cool water. However, the dancing motions of the planet-ship cause the water to spray out in a different direction. It hits the tattooed lizardperson and knocks him into his human female co-conspirator, then knocks them both towards the food storage unit.
The food storage unit falls off the wall, revealing a hole. Oh, hey, you remember that hole. You covered it with the food storage unit so you wouldn't keep falling in.
Dead Webcomic Guy Wrote:>Tattooed Lizard Guy: Climb into the hole!You cannot be the tattooed lizard guy because he is unconscious.
Dead Webcomic Guy Wrote:>Senile Old Lady: Climb into the hole!Who are you calling senile? You're just not feeling to great with all this rocking around.
Dead Webcomic Guy Wrote:>Senile Old Lady: You can stop the rocking around if you go into that hole.Well, why didn't you say so earlier? You just need to find some way in...
Dead Webcomic Guy Wrote:>Planet-Ship: Dance around so the old lady falls into the holeYou cannot be the planet-ship because the planet-ship is not sentient! Only its global computer system is. You can only be sentient things, like hats.
Dead Webcomic Guy Wrote:>Me: Manipulate the planet-ship's dancing so the old lady falls into the holeSee, now that's more plausible. After all, you're in control of 99.9% of the planet-ship's systems. Even if the dance program is hogging resources, you can afford to activate a stray thruster here or there.
You are now Bill Riff. You and a four-legged freak and a tattooed freak and some Sun Nuns and some humans have just fallen down a hole in the process of the planet-ship dancing. One of the human females is slowly walking towards a console marked "MAIN DANCE CONTROLS".
You are very sure that this human female doesn't know anything about proper dancing protocol. You must stop her at once! But how?
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