ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Surely you have a teleportation device?

If you had one, you wouldn't have needed to hitch a ride on an undead pterodactyl. Maybe your agency has one somewhere, but if so it's above your clearance level. You don't think that's a good plan.

Parry the fireball in such a manner that it ricochets off the moon, incinerates a couple asteroids, skips across the ocean and finally happens to hit Egglord.

That sounds difficult. For starters, how exactly are you supposed to parry a fireball? Let alone so accurately? That would be...

...oh. Will Smith just parried it and it flew off into space. Who knows where it's landing.

>John: Deflect the fireball with your hammer.

You are now Jack Eggface or whatever and you're ineffectively chasing after subterranean creatures with your hammer... oh, and a giant fireball is heading your way. That could be a problem.

Thinking quickly, you lift up your hammer and strike the fireball with it, sending it off to who-knows where. You don't have time for this.

>Fireball: Bounce back to where you were originally landing.

You are now a giant fireball from the sun, and you're sick of being bounced around. You fly back towards your original target instead.

You are now Will Smith. You just managed to somehow deflect a giant fireball towards the moon. You have no idea how you did that, but it was pretty cool.

But now the fireball's heading back your way. Or is it another fireball? Either way, you need a plan.

> Run at them and open fire. hopefully you can at least stop them before you die.

Oh, right, you have a gun. You run forward firing wildly...

>Sun God: DIVINESOLTECH L15: WALL OF FIRE

You are now the Sun God. Will Smith is firing bullets at you, but a mysterious voice in your head just told you to create a wall of fire.

You do so, and it promptly burns up the bullets. Huh, that's weird, you didn't know you could do that when you weren't on the sun.

You are now Will Smith again. Your bullets have just burned up in the fiery wall the Sun God just put up and a massive fireball is still bouncing towards you.

What are you going to do now?