ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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The cats are leaping, obviously, leaping is the greatest thing cats can do and anyone can do it if they BELIEVE (... that was an actual movie, right? not a dream?)
Also they're calling in a favour from Randolph Carter as Yog-Sothoth for helping him during his Dream Quest
also they are singing and saving each other from a giant cat piano
they're also lapping up some milk and playing with mice chew toys and running away all the time to kill birds and get run over by cars

Either you're still dizzy from that methane explosion or the subterranean creatures are engaged in a series of elaborate performance pieces in order to distract the Pooplords.

That would be problematic. In your current state, you might have difficulty correcting any problems your minions encounter in carrying out your plan. You need Backup Plan 59-G to remain an option, at least until you regain your bearings and deal with any immediate threats.

Well, then you'll just have to disrupt the performance. Now what would be the best way to do that?

>>> Hammertime.

Ah, yes. Your weapon. You haven't had any need for it in some time, but you're in no state to command the wind as expertly as you usually do. You summon your weapon and begin assaulting the creatures.

Of course, if your minions succeed, this will prove unnecessary, but you're not inclined to take chances right now. You need to be prepared in the event something goes wrong.

You are now one of Johnsmell Egglord's minions. Which one, and what just went wrong?