Re: ZooStuck (U4G)
03-29-2013, 06:27 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Well, that explains this fire-breathing at least. Too bad it doesn't really help you do something about it, though. It's not like there's some kind of device that makes pumpkins disappear that you could use to get it out of your throat easily.
Oh, now he's asking what the bet was about. Well, dang, that's the even more embarrassing part of the story.
You are now Zoosmell Pooplord's favorite hat. You are sitting on the head of a cat and using your hat powers to keep it from being so hungry it devours the world.
However, at the moment you have a bigger concern. Zoosmell is learning the truth behind his name. He now knows that his name is the result of his father losing a wager. It is safe for him to learn that much, but you must prevent him from learning what the bet was about in the first place.
Why was that, again? For that matter, what was the bet even about?
Alcastar Wrote:>its not fire, just your Jack-Lantern Personal Powersource (which you ate by accident and NOT because it looked tasty) acting up. that darn cat must have crushed it.Oh, right! You just remembered that, you were given the experimental prototype portable pumpkin, and you vaguely remember something about it generating a weird kind of fire that didn't always ignite stuff. You don't really know the details, but you swallowed it - by complete accident, that is, not because of how delicious it looked and the fact that you hadn't eaten all afternoon - and it must have been activated when the weird creature got stuck in your throat.
Well, that explains this fire-breathing at least. Too bad it doesn't really help you do something about it, though. It's not like there's some kind of device that makes pumpkins disappear that you could use to get it out of your throat easily.
DS Piron Wrote:>> You probably should tell your son about his name, and soon. You might not be able stop his better named copy...Oh, right, your son was asking about that before this whole windstorm started and now he's coming over to ask you again. Well, you suppose you owe him an answer.
MrGuy Wrote:Some masturbatory metafictional nonsense from that Edmonton fellow.Basically, you did it because some guy in a weird place called Edmonton called you up and made a bet, and you lost, and so you had to change your last name to Pooplord and call your kid Zoosmell. It's a pretty embarrassing story for everyone all around.
Oh, now he's asking what the bet was about. Well, dang, that's the even more embarrassing part of the story.
You are now Zoosmell Pooplord's favorite hat. You are sitting on the head of a cat and using your hat powers to keep it from being so hungry it devours the world.
However, at the moment you have a bigger concern. Zoosmell is learning the truth behind his name. He now knows that his name is the result of his father losing a wager. It is safe for him to learn that much, but you must prevent him from learning what the bet was about in the first place.
Why was that, again? For that matter, what was the bet even about?
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