ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Do to the windy thing.

Ah, yes. Nothing like blatant overkill to put you back in a good mood. You start gathering the winds in preparation.



You seem to have caught that guy from the moon up in your storm, but never mind that. You have vengeance to perform.

Drop a piano on him

>Drop a train on 'em!

(Props to anyone who recognizes this reference)

Your winds fly through Portland, picking up a grand piano and a train, which you fling towards the insignificant, useless, laughable mockery who stole your existence. Soon he will be crushed, a meaningless gesture as the universe is about to be reordered, but still a satisfying one.

You are now the conductor of a freight train. Your train was just picked up by a huge gust of wind and is now hurtling towards some kid with a dumb name. Also, the train is probably going to collide with a grand piano. Also, some weird guy dressed in bandages is floating around you and complaining that his bad idea ray was stolen.

What are you going to do?