ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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draw rude stuff on everyone's faces

Oh, hey, there's a thought. Everyone's asleep, you can just doodle moustaches on them with a permanent marker. You start doing that while Jim Eggburg or whatever his name is keeps babbling.

"...and as a result of the sudden media attention, people are going to start looking at blogs in the Portland area. One man will stumble upon this dead hipster's blog, and the post he reads will inspire him. Inspire him to create a universe. This is the key to everything. Once we connect him to the game, everything will unfold as planned. The universe will be recreated, and YOU shall be no more!"

Oh, huh, he's pointing at you. You guess this is the part where you 're supposed to say something heroic and defiant. Although it's hard to think of anything when you're drawing a moustache on a space helmet.

Also, man does it stink in here. It's like three lizardpeople have been passing gas for twenty minutes or something.

Oh, looks like you missed your chance for heroics, Eggbutt is talking again.

"And I see now that the post is already written up and on his computer. Excellent. Only three steps remain before my plan is complete. I need only post this message, install the game in the planet-ship, and connect my universe's creator to it. All of which is quite trivial at this stage."

Oh, great, he's walking over to the computer now, and waking up his minions so they can go and do the other stuff.

This would probably be a good time to stop him, you know, before he erases your existence and rewrites the entire universe. But what are you going to do?