ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Threaten to eat the other guy.

You promptly threaten to eat the guy threatening you if your demands aren't met. Now the police are just confused, as is your captor.

Perfect, you've bought yourself some time. Now you just need to think about what to do with it.

> Ask what he wants, perhaps you two can work together to accomplish both your goals.

You ask your captor what he wants. He says that he wants to take over a cardboard flying fortress and live there because his house burnt down. Well, that seems logical enough to you.

You tell him you can help him with that, he just has to do exactly what you say.

You are now Sun God. And you're bored.

You made a deal with an unknown nefarious force to get yourself a better sun to rule over, and all you had to do was send a few sun nuns off to destroy the civilization of a planet-ship. But apparently they still haven't managed to do that, and you haven't heard back from any of them.

So you're basically just sitting here on your solar throne waiting for something to happen, and you're sick of it. What are you going to do?