Re: ZooStuck (U4G)
03-21-2013, 04:24 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
After about five minutes of this, you remember that they don't keep the water in the truck, they get it from the hydrant. Meanwhile, in those five minutes, your house has burned down completely. Well, looks like you need a new plan, and a new home.
Fortunately, the lizardman and firefighter have regained consciousness now, and the firefighter tosses you the hose and pulls you out. He apologizes about your house.
Well, at least it was insured. You'll just need to find a place to hole up until the paperwork is done to get you a new house.
The lizardman thanks you, then tells you it may take a while to set things up because the planet-ship his homedwelling is on is currently engaged in battle with a flying cardboard fortress. They aren't likely to respond to transport requests until that's taken care of.
You aren't entirely sure what he's talking about, but you figure a cardboard fortress can't be that tough to bring down. You just have to think about how.
Except, the big guns were in your house. Which just burnt down.
Well, this is just great. Where are you going to find a spare set of big guns?
DS Piron Wrote:> Panic, Grasp the Axe, and attack the firetruck to release all of its water onto your house.You decide to start by dealing with the fire. You grab the unconscious firefighter's axe and start attacking the firetruck.
After about five minutes of this, you remember that they don't keep the water in the truck, they get it from the hydrant. Meanwhile, in those five minutes, your house has burned down completely. Well, looks like you need a new plan, and a new home.
snuffysam Wrote:> Build a new house out of the mud.You promptly start packing mud together to build a new house. Unfortunately, this mud doesn't seem to pack well, and you think you're slowly sinking in it. Probably right into the underground cavern where that strange creature's been living. Well, that won't do.
Fortunately, the lizardman and firefighter have regained consciousness now, and the firefighter tosses you the hose and pulls you out. He apologizes about your house.
Well, at least it was insured. You'll just need to find a place to hole up until the paperwork is done to get you a new house.
Professor Science Wrote:> Ask to stay at the lizardman's house.It suddenly occurs to you that you wouldn't be in this mess if the lizardman hadn't attacked the firefighter. You point this out to the lizardman, and he grudgingly agrees to let you stay if you give him the axe. Well, that seems reasonable to you. You hand it over.
The lizardman thanks you, then tells you it may take a while to set things up because the planet-ship his homedwelling is on is currently engaged in battle with a flying cardboard fortress. They aren't likely to respond to transport requests until that's taken care of.
You aren't entirely sure what he's talking about, but you figure a cardboard fortress can't be that tough to bring down. You just have to think about how.
omegawill Wrote:Bring out the big guns, it's time to take care of businessOh, of course! You'll just need the big guns and you can take care of a flying cardboard fortress, no problem.
Except, the big guns were in your house. Which just burnt down.
Well, this is just great. Where are you going to find a spare set of big guns?
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