ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Obviously the firemen have an axe specifically for the purpose of breaking down doors and such. Stop by the firemen's firehouse.

You suddenly recall from your brief studies of Earth culture that there is a race known as "firemen", who carry a strange assortment of equipment. Among them is an axe for breaking down doors; no doubt they are a savage tribe of looters. You will look for one of their homedwellings and retrieve the axe.

> Firehouse: Be literally a firehouse.

You soon come across what must be a fireman's homedwelling. You can tell because it appears to be made of fire.

However, you are not alone here; there is also a large truck, and some humanthings carrying a large hose. You also see that they have axes much like the firemen.

You reach the only logical conclusion: these must be watermen, the sworn enemies of the firemen. Clearly they have come for a raid on the fireman homedwelling. You could aid them in their battle, and claim an axe as spoils of war; or you could simply take an axe from the watermen and leave them to their own squabble.

You decide upon the latter. It will take less time, and there have been enough delays already.

You are now a firefighter. You are trying to fight a fire. However, some weird four-armed three-legged lizardman covered in tattoos is charging at you.

What will you do about this?