ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Point to the hipster's shirt and say "Oh, how nice! I've got one just like it at home."

Hmm, what's that shirt he's wearing? Oh, it's from the 1945 World's Fair! Well, he looks a little young to have been there, but on the other hand, he's dead. Who can say?

You tell him you have the same shirt back at home. He seems very uncomfortable all of a sudden. Oh, this won't do, he can't post a blog or whatever it is if he's not feeling well. You'll need to calm him down.

Pinch his cheek

You pinch him on the cheek and reassure him that it's going to be fine, that he's a very handsome dead young man and you're sure he'll have no trouble finding a nice young dead lady, and you're sure he'll be the most popular dead young man in town before long.

He whimpers. This isn't working so well. How is he supposed to blog any posts if he's in this shape?

> Pick him up and drag him to the nearest computer.
> Have no idea what a computer is.

You lift the poor dead hipster up on your shoulder. You suppose that you'll just have to take him to a computer and make him blogpost that postblog. There's just one problem; you don't know where they keep these newfangled computer things.

Where are you going to look for one?