ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Into the dungeon!

Your happy place.
Aka, that one shop which has all the useless junk nobody else wants or needs. The perfect hideout.

Oh, yeah. The Dungeon. That run-down shop that only sells useless things. You're their only customer, which means it's the perfect store for you.

You head over to the Dungeon and leave those jerks to do their stupid mainstream dancing in your house. You were in your house before it was cool, man. But now it's just sold out.

Anyways, you head into the Dungeon and...

Wait a second. You're not the only customer here. There's some old lady, and she's glaring at you.

You are now Great-Aunt Gertrude. Your good-for-nothing wealthy nephew left you to live in a stupid run-down shack. You also work for a mysterious nefarious force who wants some dead hipster to make a blog post, damned if you know why the boss wants it or even what a "blog" is, but at least the pay's good.

Your mysterious employer told you to go to Portland and ensure nothing interfered with the blog post, whatever that is, but along the way you got sidetracked by this little shop. They've got nothing good, but at least it's cheap.

Anyhow, that dead hipster just wandered in. And your phone's ringing.

Oh, it's the boss. He says the blog post thingy should've been up by now. You guess you should get this hipster back on track. So what are you going to do?