ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Tell them all about your many, extremely niche interests. It drove off the last 600 people you told, maybe it will work with these guys too.

You would, but that music's too loud. You don't think you have strong enough lungs to shout about your niche interests long enough to bore them away.

> Kill them. If their music isn't underground, they soon will be.

What? That's a terrible idea! Portland is the most popular afterlife right now, that's why you're here. If you kill them, they'll probably just show up again. Heck, one of them looks like he's already dead.

Try to move the party into playing complicated improv games that would be great if everyone got the rules but nobody ever does and it sucks because they just get shut down after like half a minute of polite participation

Improv games? Those sound suspiciously popular. This plan seems way too mainstream for you.

Seriously, though, there's way too many people here. Ugh, it's like your place has become... popular.

Wait, crap. It totally has. You've got to get out of here before your style gets any more cramped.

But where will you go? You can't even leave the city thanks to dumb afterlife rules. The Man is always keeping you down, man.

Well, you gotta think of someplace. Where's it gonna be?