ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Sneak into the house like a ninja.

Yes, that's easy enough. Sneak into the house unnoticed and pull the plug on his computer to stop the post from going through.

Except you have no idea how to be stealthy and also a very short attention span and you're already bored, what was it you were even going to do again?

Dance a little

Oh, right. You were going to DANCE. Or maybe you weren't, but who cares, you're bored enough to give it a shot.

You start dancing. Really awkwardly. Then you fall over into the front door and end up pushing it open. It turns out it wasn't locked this entire time.

dance party

It seems your dancing, clumsy as it was, has inspired everyone else. They all dance over you, into the house, and somebody starts playing some music.

You are now the dead hipster again. Dammit, who are all these people? And that music they're playing! It's not even slightly underground!

You can't stand for this. How are you going to get them out of your house?