ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Hunt some buffalo

> Party. You beat the game!

Find the nearest trail

Decompose a bit

> Win.

> Decide to go to Shadow's House, as no one in their right mind wants to go there, and thus, ironic that your goal will be there.

> Decide to go to Oregon, a City on Jupiter's moon Ganymede, you see everyone's going to Oregon, U.S., Earth, and thus, ironic that your goal will be a place named like it.

Completely ignore everyone's suggestions because you're a hipster and taking suggestions is too mainstream

Yeah, like you care what anybody thinks you should do. These guys don't have your cred, man.

Not that you have much cred. That's why you ended up here, after all. But they've got even less.

Sure, you could declare victory, or hunt buffalo, or go to a city on another planet's moon, but instead you're going to go and read your favorite piece of interactive fiction.

Wait, what the hell is this? Where'd all these suggestions come from? Dammit, did this thing get popular? Great, now it's ruined. You're going to have to rant about this on your blog.

(Which isn't on Tumblr, of course. Yours is underground, man. Nobody's heard of it.)

This is going to take all day. Normally this would be the point where the perspective shifts to someone else because what you're doing is dull and time-consuming, but screw that, you don't follow that noise. Perspective shifts are so mainstream.

So what's going in your blog? Not that you're going to follow any of the suggestions you get, of course.