ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Use your magical doctor powers to turn your allergy to giant bullets into an immunity.

You don't have magical doctor powers! You only went through medical school and law school, not magic school. You were considering it, but tuition was too expensive. Also, your expertise is mostly on teeth.

Quickly, file a restraining order on the giant bullets!

This, on the other hand, is a perfectly sensible option. You take out your phone and call the local police, and inform them that some giant bullets are trying to kill you and you would like to file a restraining order.

They tell you the paperwork will take three hours to fill out, and they'll need your signature and can you come down to the station?

You explain that you're in the barrel of a gun that's about to fire giant bullets and... oops, they just fired. And now you're dead.

You are now the Grim Reaper. A pterodactyl on Ganymede has just died after being undead. He is an accredited dentist and lawyer. Your job is to figure out where to send his soul.

So what afterlife is he going to?