ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Do what they say SARCASTICALLY

Say "Yes, master" in a Peter Lorre voice before doing anything

You don't know who Peter Lorre is, but you sarcastically say "Yes, master" every time you feel one of these weird compulsions.

Oh. Now everyone is staring at you.

And now you're being dragged away to the insane asylum, which is next door to that prison you were inexplicably compelled to investigate. Nice going there, Bill. How are you ever going to get to Oregon at this rate?

You are now the undercover sun nun in the prison. You just told some four-legged lizard alien about what kind of pizza you think would be the worst, and he just ran off excitedly.

It's only now that you realize you should have asked him for a pizza. If you don't get that pizza before civilization collapses, how are you going to ever get it before you head off to Oregon?

You also have this strange feeling that you should be meeting some idiot who just got himself thrown into the insane asylum next door. How are you going to do that?