Re: ZooStuck (U4G)
02-11-2013, 02:47 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
You promptly accuse them of conspiracy to distribute a game that will doom civilization and being a spy for the sun of a distant star system.
Wait, they look really nervous, not relieved... oh, whoops. You may have just accidentally accused them of a worse crime that they actually committed. That might help your case.
"What does any of that have to do with food?" the judge asks.
Oh! Here's your chance. If you make a really terrible argument, maybe you can get the case thrown out of food court!
Unfortunately, you forgot about your sun universal translator. It automatically translates your nonsensical words, which coincidentally happen to match an obscure galactic language, into an incredible speech about how heinous this crime is and how it totally relates to food because destroying civilization would mean no more pizza.
"Well, I'm convinced," the judge says. "No need to hear from anyone else, the defendant is clearly guilty. Three hundred years in solitary confinement!"
Well, that didn't work out very well. The undercover sun nun agency isn't going to be very happy about this.
You are now the owner of the only pizza place on this planet-ship. The only jail on this planet-ship is right across from you, and it looks like they're locking someone up. Not that this has any impact on you whatsoever.
No, your mind is on a much more important question: what kind of pizza should you make?
MrGuy Wrote:Prosecute them for the wrong thing.Perfect! If you prosecute them for the wrong crime, that's sure to make the trial go smoothly.
You promptly accuse them of conspiracy to distribute a game that will doom civilization and being a spy for the sun of a distant star system.
Wait, they look really nervous, not relieved... oh, whoops. You may have just accidentally accused them of a worse crime that they actually committed. That might help your case.
"What does any of that have to do with food?" the judge asks.
Oh! Here's your chance. If you make a really terrible argument, maybe you can get the case thrown out of food court!
Xindaris Wrote:>Spout gibberish instead of actually giving any speeches whatsoever. Act as if you believe your gibberish is real words, and act annoyed at anyone who makes it clear they can't understand you.You start spouting total nonsense. Surely nobody will be swayed by these words that aren't real at all!
Unfortunately, you forgot about your sun universal translator. It automatically translates your nonsensical words, which coincidentally happen to match an obscure galactic language, into an incredible speech about how heinous this crime is and how it totally relates to food because destroying civilization would mean no more pizza.
"Well, I'm convinced," the judge says. "No need to hear from anyone else, the defendant is clearly guilty. Three hundred years in solitary confinement!"
Well, that didn't work out very well. The undercover sun nun agency isn't going to be very happy about this.
You are now the owner of the only pizza place on this planet-ship. The only jail on this planet-ship is right across from you, and it looks like they're locking someone up. Not that this has any impact on you whatsoever.
No, your mind is on a much more important question: what kind of pizza should you make?
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