ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Acquire the ancient recipe for Sun Paella so that Sun Spain can finally unseat Sun France as the Sun culinary Sun capital of the Sun.

You can't see how coming here would help with such a sun mission at all. These aliens are so uncivilized that they barely put the word Sun before any of their sun nouns! If they had a recipe, it would be for Paella without the Sun part. And that just wouldn't be right.

to order a pizza

On the other hand, sun rumors suggest that the pizzas here are the best in the universe, even better than any sun pizza. This is, of course, nonsense; sun pizza is the best, being from the sun, which is the best place. Naturally, as a matter of sun pride, you need to acquire one and bring it back so that sun scientists can rigorously prove its inferiority to sun pizzas.

The problem is, you haven't been able to figure out how to order a pizza. You found advertisements for a pizza place, but you don't understand either the address or the global communications system number, so you have no idea how to get there or contact them.

> To Ensure that a new universe is created, by sabotaging their attempts to stop the planet-ship from scanning the game.
>> Assuming their fore sight doesn't do them in, I mean seriously, There's probably a mechanism that speeds up all scanning when the clock is tampered with.

Oh, and there was also something about dooming their civilization by getting them to play some game. You didn't poke too hard into the details of why you were doing this, your sun job isn't to ask sun questions. But you and your fellow undercover sun nuns already dropped off the packages this morning, so you figure that will take care of itself sooner or later.

The only thing is, it's probably going to be really hard to get ahold of a pizza in a doomed civilization. So you should probably get on that before the doom actually starts.

What's the plan?