ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> To destabilize the Sun Economy of course.

Oh, yes, that's right. The actions of a now-shamed national sun hero with no official role in any government will have a huge effect on the sun economy...

Wait, no they won't. Why do you even want to destabilize the sun economy anyways?

> You're trying to get him to send you sun hamburger buns.
> You really want sun food.

Oh, right, if the sun economy is destabilized you'll be able to afford sun food much more easily. That's why. So clearly...

Wait a minute, why would you even want sun food in the first place? That stuff's disgusting. Why was this your plan, again?

To get them to shine light on the dark side of the moon so you can FINALLY see what's going on over there

Oh, of course. You don't want to eat the sun food, you want to take it over to the dark side of the moon, because the sun will want the delicious sun food, and will send rays of light to pick it up, so you can see...

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense either, that isn't how the sun or sun food works, and wouldn't it be easier to just invent a high-powered flashlight to explore the dark side? Seriously, why are you getting all these terrible ideas?

Because you accidentally gave yourself the idea to do it when you were testing out this thing.

Oh, that's right. You accidentally pointed the bad idea machine at yourself in the testing phase, that's why you have all these bad ideas. So you don't actually have any good reason to be sending these bad ideas at Sun Lance Armstrong after all. You should probably shut the beam off before things get any worse.

Oh, wait. The accident happened before you installed the off switch, so you decided not to install it after all. So now what are you going to do with this machine that generates bad ideas?