ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Call your Vampire President Friend

What? Don't be absurd. Sun Francoise Hollande is no friend of yours. He's the one trying to take your Tour De Sun France medals away!

And he's not a vampire either. He's a werewolf. Lucky jerks, they don't have to do anything special to hide on the sun. After all, when's the last time any moonlight bounced back all the way here?

You suppose there might be a vampire Sun President in one of those other unimportant sun countries, but they're not important and you certainly wouldn't go around making friends with anyone there.

Bring in the sun nuns.

This is an even worse idea! The sun and nuns are two of the things you hate the most, why on the sun would you try to combine them? Seriously, how did you even come up with this stuff.

>Bask in the sun sun's sun light from the sun window while sitting on your sun couch in the middle of your sun room, with the sun jerseys you got from winning the sun tour de sun france hanging on the sun walls around you. Take a sun picture and sun post it on sun twitter.
>Sun sun sun sun sun sun sun.

ARRRGGH WHY IS EVERYTHING HERE ALWAYS ABOUT THE SUN? And why are you coming up with all these terrible ideas? They won't help you hold onto your Tour De Sun France medals or do anything remotely useful? Is somebody beaming bad ideas into your head from the moon or something?

You are now the guy beaming bad ideas into Sun Lance Armstrong's head from the moon. Why exactly were you doing this, again?