ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Paris. The Eiffel tower, to be exact. Because that's what ALWAYS gets destroyed in Paris by superpowered monsters.

> THE SUN.
You are a little lost.

That's right. You're in Sun Paris, eating the Sun Eiffel Tower. You aren't entirely sure how you got here, or whether you're getting any closer or farther to the celestial restaurant you used to live in. All you know is, you're incredibly hungry.

A bunch of sun tourists are taking pictures of you, or rather attempting to; they'll be surprised when they discover you can't be captured on film. You don't know why exactly that is, and you also don't care because it doesn't help to feed you. You continue eating the Sun Eiffel Tower.

You are now a Sun Frenchman. A strange creature that cannot be photographed is eating the Sun Eiffel Tower, which angers you because it is one of the great symbols of Sun France. What are you going to do about this?